doyouhatetheglasses

[doyouhatetheglasses]

TEXT POST STARTERS II

a collection of quotes and quips from popular internet posts. change & alter as needed.

“I’ll be in my secret lab, gradually going insane and playing god.”

“I’m a nice person, but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people.”

“I’m about to cha-cha real smooth off a fucking cliff.”

“I’m majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university.”

“I’m proud of you hits harder than crack.”

“Is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? Is it getting you off, king?”

“It’s my god-given bisexual right to be dramatic.”

“Just found out my entire personality is a trauma response.”

“Kinda gay to make a wanted poster… why do you want that man? So you can hold him?”

“Leave me alone. I was literally made in a lab.”

“Losers try to tell me I emit ‘nuclear radiation’. Like, that’s my vibe, idiot.”

“Mad scientists will be like ‘I know a place’, and then strap you onto the autopsy table.”

“Might fuck around and become a false prophet.”

“My idealized version of you would’ve never said that.”

“My off-putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you.”

“My skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetie pie.”

“Not wearing a lab coat so the other scientists know I’m a whore.”

“Okay, yes, I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it, honestly.”

“Part of my creative process is going insane for three hours.”

“Remember to drink a fucking shit-ton of water every miserable day of your life, loser.”

“Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real. I am not harmed by fire or explosives. Say that out loud. Remember it. The only thing that’s stopping you is your own head. Never stop grinding.”

“The sluttiest thing a man can do is love and cherish his cat.”

#[ letters to the editor ] memes #[[ #honestly even if i get none of these #so many of them just feel very lex and/or conner #so i have to have it on here #]]

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SMALLVILLE CLEX FANDOM ALIVE AND KICKING !!!

This was commissioned by @rainwasheseverythingaway for @luthwhore as a bit of a companion piece to the one she commissioned a few months back and, naturally, I’ll never say no to Clex lol. Shy first kisses and bi realisations >>>>>

I’m really happy with how this turned out!! it was my first time drawing the barn and i hope i captured the warmth and coziness of it :3

#[ here's to the nights we felt alive ] clark x lex #[ dreamed about flying for a long time ] face #[ so far down away from the sun ] lex luthor #art #[[ #sits and stares at this for 1000 years tbh #]] #[ tomorrow's headlines ] queue

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which tragic character from ancient greek literature are you?

patroclus

you are patroclus, from the iliad by homer, doomed by fate to be stuck in a love story that has no place on the battlefield. although you always have the best intentions, you have to realize you cannot save everyone. your unwavering loyalty means you often lose yourself in the process of putting others first. take a deep breath, remember who you are, and that you are deserving of the same love you try to put out. you are kind, you are strong, and you give and you give but it is never enough to protect those you love. in the end, it's not even enough to protect yourself.

tagged by: stole it :3 tagging: @invidentius [it's ancient greece, lex has to] and anyone else who wants it <3

#[ following a lead ] dash games #[ predestined written in stone ] about #[[ #im fine this is fine #]]

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𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒

BOLD what applies to your muse, ITALICIZE if there's potential / it's dependent on external factors. CROSS OUT if there's NO potential under any circumstances

Repost, don't reblog.

holding hands | buying flowers | cooking | cuddles | writing a poem / song | holding door open | tying shoe laces | sharing a milkshake with two straws | offering their jacket when it's cold | kissing in the rain | publicly confessing love | long walks at the beach | doing the titanic pose on a boat | taking cute pictures in a photobooth | sharing a taxi / uber | kissing the back of their hand | slow dancing | getting tickets of their favourite artist / sports team / other | introducing them to their parents | lighting candles | flower petals on bed | love letters | star gazing | brushing / doing their hair | picnics | teaching them to play an instrument / a sport while gently guiding their hands | compliments | late night drives / [flights]| taking selfies together | drawing them | self - made gifts | massages | proposing with a family heirloom ring | lending them their favourite book to read | paying for dinner / coffee | mixtapes / playlists | surprise birthday parties | feeding them | handing them keys to their apartment | making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over | sharing a blanket | couple costumes | tucking a hair strand behind their ear | running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving | moving cities to be together | blowing a kiss | breakfast in bed | defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) | joint bubble baths | dropping the l - bomb ("i love you") | dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them | wearing their clothes | yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie | grant them the last bite from a meal

Tagged By: @invidentius Tagging: anyone who wants to snag it :D

#[ following a lead ] dash games #[ predestined written in stone ] about #[ swing my heart across the line ] shipping #[[ #THE CHEESIEST SAP TO EVER SAP #also sorry about the last bite to whoever ends up with him #he just eats it too fast before he even thinks of it 99% of the time #]]

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[ text from @invidentius ] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you. text message prompts | accepting!

[ text; maniac in the porche ] it's not [ text; maniac in the porche ] wait what picture [ text; maniac in the porche ] what pictures [ text; maniac in the porche ] tell me mom did not break out the albums [ text; maniac in the porche ] lex [ text; maniac in the porche ] Lex please

#invidentius #[ raised in the boondocks ] smallville #[[ #hiiiiiiiiii~ #]]

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text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

#[ letters to the editor ] memes

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@invidentius Lex, no :(

#[ it's a bird! it's a plane! it's... ] shitposting

[doyouhatetheglasses]

What Does Your Heart Look Like?

an open door, a burning hearth

Your chest is wide open, and your heart is a home. Others are welcomed in readily and asked to stay. You are comfort and love, everything you were never given but so desperately want to provide for others. You have built this welcoming hearth with your own two hands and won’t see anyone else left out in the cold. Be careful to not burn yourself out trying to keep everyone else warm.

tagged by; i stole it tagging; YOU

#[ dash games ] #[ predestined written in stone ] about

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spell out your url using characters you love from any media. then, tag as many people as there are letters in your url (or however many you'd like!) inspired by the song titles dashboard game.

d - D.eath of the E.ndless DC/Vertigo Comics o - O.stara, American Gods y - Yzma, Emperor's New Groove o - Ogura Jinpatchi, Please Save My Earth u - U.chiha Sasu.ke, Na.ruto h - Hell.o Ki.tty a - A.nakin Skywalker, S.tar Wa.rs t - T.oph Bei.fong, AtL.A e - Enju, Please Save My Earth t - T.odd, Jason, DC h - Harl.ey Q.uinn, DC e - É.owyn, Lot.R g - Gro.gu, The Manda.lorian l - Le.x L.uthor, DC a - Alexiel, Angel Sanctuary s - Steve R.ogers, M.arvel s- Sa.mwise G.amgee, Lot.R e -Emma Fr.ost, M.arvel s - Su.perman, DC [i had to, okay]

tagged by: @invidentius

tagging; if you want to hate your url, feel free to steal it and tag me

#[ out of the tights ] ooc #[[ #lord have mercy this was hard #literally had to resort g.oogling 'characters named with y' #]]

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by the way, being a good person doesn't mean you won't make mistakes. being a good person doesn't mean you won't let people down. that's all

#[ now i can't tell what i've done ] musings #[ tomorrow's headlines ] queue

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—Smallville, "Heat"

#[ dreamed about flying for a long time ] face #[ raised in the boondocks ] smallville #[ tomorrow's headlines ] queue

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"redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn't try to fix someone!"

actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks

#[ now i can't tell what i've done ] musings #[ tomorrow's headlines ] queue

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Constantly obsessed with the concept of a man forced to be a myth. What do you do when every step you take is embedded into the text. Every word you say prose to read. You're part of something bigger than yourself. The narrative tugs you along like water currents. There is no time to rest, to be human. You must be great, you must be legend

#[ predestined written in stone ] about #[ tomorrow's headlines ] queue

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#[ swing my heart across the line ] shipping #[ now i can't tell what i've done ] musings #[ tomorrow's headlines ] queue

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Will Wood // The Mountain Goats // Hozier // Apistat Commander // Fall Out Boy // The Taxpayers // Just Nick

#[ so far down away from the sun ] lex luthor #[ here's to the nights we felt alive ] clark x lex #[ tomorrow's headlines ] queue #[ now i can't tell what i've done ] musings

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"you're a horrible liar."

PROMPTS FOR LIES, DECEIT, AND SOME VILLAINY || accepting

The smile on his face falls instantly at the blunt calling out.

"Well, we can't all be as good at it as you, I guess." Which, wildly unfair and Clark knows that. He was the one to lie first, and even with what secrets he has kept, Lex still holds the better slate.

He cringes at his own words, then sighs. "I didn't come to argue. Or even... About any of that. I just..." He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small, sliver wrapped box with a thin purple bow around it and sets it on the coffee table.

"It- it really did get mixed up in shipping stuff. I didn't- I wasn't lying about that. I- Sorry. It's- I know it's not- not much or enough to make up for- I- Whatever. Um. Belated Happy Christmas, I guess?"

@invidentius

#[ submissions and statements ] askbox answers #invidentius #[ raised in the boondocks ] smallville #[[ #:D #hello lovely! #]]

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—Smallville, "Thirst" 🧛

#[ raised in the boondocks ] smallville #[ dreamed about flying for a long time ] face #[ we'll be counting stars ] clark x lana #[[ #those top two gifs speak to me on a spiritual level #she deserves to top him #as a lil treat #]]