only bad thing about sleep is you're never awake to enjoy it
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That time at work last year one of.those dog mask gay guys came in the store . And I told him to bark for me and he did. I didnt expect that for some reason idk what got into me it was awesome though and the customer behind him was like Did u seriously just make that guy bark. What can I say ...
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what if we kissed in the russian gadget hackwrench cult shrine
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Rosaria and Albedo's cats
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praying on her downfall worked
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this is the best sentence ever typed
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The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???
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classic post rant quora phrase
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what is a man….what has he got….
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