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FOR THE MEAGER PRICE OF $28.99 +TAX, YOU TOO CAN HAVE A 16.92 INCH GROTESQUE BUG!!

May I please have... one... grotesque... bug...?

#CAPITALISM IS A MARVEL

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opinions on bill Nye the science guy?

HE DEFINITELY MAKES THE TOP 10 LIST OF BEINGS THAT SHARE MY NAME!

#PRETTY SWELL GUY THAT MR. NYE #ANSWERED

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THANK YOU I LOVE BLOOD AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE GETTING IT EVERYWHERE

I SEE YOU ALSO LOVE CAPS LOCK. WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I!

#ANSWERED

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HELLO BILL CIPHER *EXPLODES*

HEY THERE! THANKS FOR GETTING BLOOD ALL OVER MY INBOX!

THAT'S NOT SARCASM, BY THE WAY; IT REALLY LIVENS THE PLACE UP!

#GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT... TAKES *GUTS* TO SEND AN ASK LIKE THAT #EH? EHH? #ANSWERED

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Bill cipher doodles

‘Vbp F'j fkpxkb. Texq'p vlro mlfkq?’

#ACCEPTABLE TRIBUTE

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Da bill doodles for da day

#ACCEPTABLE TRIBUTE

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@journal-3

billiam

#THIS... HM #ACCEPTABLE TRIBUTE #...I SUPPOSE

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Lil drawing of the devilish dorito! The thing in the cup was supposed to be a silly straw💀.

#ACCEPTABLE TRIBUTE #I DO LOVE SILLY STRAWS! THEY'RE JUST SO SILLY!!

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TOP 5 BEVERAGES, OBJECTIVELY:

1. MEAD

2. LIGHTER FLUID

3. LIQUIFIED OFFAL

4. THE OOZE

5. GATORADE FAST TWITCH® GLACIER FREEZE

#DON'T BOTHER ARGUING ABOUT IT THIS IS JUST FACTS

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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

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Y'KNOW HOW WHEN YOU HUMANS GET REALLLLY TIRED YOUR EYES HURT? THAT'S WHEN THEY'RE THE MOST RIPE!

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Bill doodle

#ACCEPTABLE TRIBUTE

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okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

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Thinking again about the time my aliens class was discussing conspiracy theories and the professor asked us to call some out and I, thinking simultaneously of both flat earthers and the "moon landing was faked" people, confidently shouted out "FLAT MOON!" and sent the class into hysterics

#FLAT MOON IS THE HOT NEW SEQUEL CONSPIRACY TO FLAT EARTH! #MAYBE IT *IS* FLAT! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!

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school is kicking my ass right now

#ACCEPTABLE TRIBUTE

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Ahem new headcanon;

Bill Cipher is

#I SURE AM!

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