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#i swear im always in my own head #like trying to make sense of everything #like i told a coworker something that was typical banter for me but pissed them off #i still dont think i did anything wrong but i aknowledge i hurt them and appologized #but then they kept going #like what am i supposed to say? #then i thought about how that bothers me and how i see when i vent to other people i have to justify #and explain that i dont need a solution just an ear or something like that #because im always worried ill be a burden to people #like i would never go up to a close friend and say they hurt my feelings unless it was like racist or morally wrong #not a social faux pas #never #because i know i gotta suck it up and mind my business #but yet somehow i dont mind my business and it hurts other people #and then they have every right to tell me about how i hurt them #and i cant do that #i really am so confused about everything #and im tired of overanalyzing

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Elon Musk and Hank Green were having an argument over how Elon Musk is burying Twitter and then this guy cut in:

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man 2

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"you know how on tik tok--" no. "ugh i keep seeing these people on tik tok saying--" Delete it. Delete the app

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choose your fighter

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[gently takes you by the shoulders] we need to get out of here and feel the rain on our skin. no one else can feel it for you. only you can let it in. no one else. no one else

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how nolan intended it

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you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

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hey is it ok if i leave this sandwich out on the dash 🥪ill eat it later

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no you fucking monster i don’t sanitize my countertops. i gently pick up the bacteria and place them outside

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