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im not tamar get that fixed possibly within the next 40 seconds or my alpha wolf will come out of the closet and blow down your lame straw house

woopsies

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also no dude im the coolest guy at school everybody gives me high fives and those slight nods of the head whenever they get lucky enough for me to pass by

and i give them a slight nod back and a little kiss on the lips to bless their day maybe

what high school sitcom ass school do u go to

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no see but what if my 30 million fan girls see that post and find my exact coordinates what happens then

ha

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why are you doxxing me dude

florida is huge no ones gonna track you down thru my failpost

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would you believe me if i said i was the most popular guy at my school

no you’re gay and you go to a private school in florida

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#ANASTASIAAAAAAA

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#every other day

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????? terrified please undo the curse im panicking here

do you mean all men or can i slay my way out of this

ur my specialist fag so you get a pass

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I NEED ALL MEN TO DROP DEAD TODAY IM FILLED WITH RAGE

#this MOTHERFUCKING BOY #i gotta warn this poor girl before she gets hurt

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

#women…

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i looked up midnight burgers david theres no results in pictures what does he even look like

its a podcast.

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dude what in the worls

PLEASE JSUR LISTEN TO MIDNIGHT BIRGER

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happy @f3mcelbambi posting day and @tyin-cherry-knots confession day to all those who celebrate 🎉

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what podcast whats wrong with david

MIDNIGHT BURGER

and its not CASPARS david it caspar-from-another-universes david

and caspar is davids estranged father

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#1’8…. #what in the manic pixie dream girl…

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whats wrong with him is he a little fucked up looking or something

NO THERES JUST. LISTEN TO THE PODCAST

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MISNIGHT BURGER FANDOM WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT DAVID???? CASPARS SON???? HELLO???

#midnight burger #david midnight burger