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I’ll swallow my pride. Thanks for eating at Anus.

me giving Rick the wrong order at the drive thru

How funking DARE u

#stressing me out #putting rick in places

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To the Italian throwing the angel hair pasta, throw a little straighter

#no longer allowed back at anos #rick and morty #rick sanchez #drivethrurick #pompeii

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bp and i looking at each other like 'we are so fucked'.

if you havent noticed you can see my neck now

#guy in the blue apron is super fucking slow. put him behind the counter as a joke now im too scared to fire him #anvs in pompeii #rick and morty #rick sanchez #drivethrurick #bp #senile brothers collab with even more senile brothers #GET YOUR BURGERS AT ANVS

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shoutout to big pharma for sponsoring my de-aging serum. nothing to do with Anus, fuck me right?

#fuck the pension #drivethrurick

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manager morty is the only one who can get me to admit I’m a grandpa. that’s why I’ve had to block all his numbers and socials

#addressing “big controversy” #rick and morty #drivethrurick

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New Anus establishment

#this is the big one #pompeii are you ready #rick and morty #drivethrurick

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birdperson to fly over the Atlantic with the ikea

#an0s kingdom #rick and morty #rnm #drivethrurick

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jerry’s on all fours snorting this orange juice like his life depends on it everything’s illegal it’s all wrong I can’t stop looking at him from my rear view mirror he’s so uninteresting his ass is pulsing like crazy

#rick and morty #drivethrurick #eat at an0s

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FUCK IT UP PEEPAW

#reporiiiiick #drivethrurick #rick and morty

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There you are. I found you. You’re mine. Take off your hat. Put this one on with the Anus. Remove your eyepatch … okay now put it back on. You’re one of us now Morty, you flip placenta burgers at Anus Morty!!! Nnyou’re Anus Morty!!!!

MCDONALD’S

#goodbye mcdonald’s #recruitment #eat at an0s #drivethrurick #rick and morty

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WHOASWHOAEWHOAXWHOAY easy easy there THAT’S THE BODY I WANT BROTHER. IS THIS ALL THE EXERCISE YOU DO ?

FUCK IT UP PEEPAW

#reporiiiiick #fuck #drivethrurick #put me in the corner #eat healthy at an0s

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Forgot Birdperson works here. @intergalacticartiste Want me to hook you up? I saw Morty’s posts you can say yes

#ricasso #drivethrurick #birdperson

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Forgetting Manager Morty, bonding with new Jerry (I’ve been calling him Jer-bear. It was funny at first but I’m starting to think he likes it. Tiles are looking a little too clean).

#brain damage at an0s #drivethrurick #jer-bear

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Jerry played Holding Out for a Hero on our way to Surgeon Rick for leftover placentas - I slammed on the brakes. ‘Jump in the front seat, Jerry.’ I tap him on the head with my forefinger. 'SNAP OUT OF IT, WE’RE ON A HIGHWAY - DO YOU REALIZE THE INSANE SPEED THIS SHIT’LL MAKE ME— - - Jerry and I were hit by a truck - Mack from Cars - not real, they/he/she was painted to look the same. I’d never get rammed by the Mack. There’s a fridge in my ward with the placentas in. Somebody really needs to take them to Anus. I’m going to beam MURT instructions now, chanting @murtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurt

#drivethrurick and strong jerry #concocting organic healing remedy as I speak #in my mind - I can’t keep awake on these pills #MURT smith

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[A large cargo box is delivered to the front of Anus at 8. Inside is Jerry! He's in his uniform and wearing a mask! He blinks, seemingly dazed from the long trip. He steps out and immediately gets to work! He seems 22% more productive! He must be feeling guilty about the whole ordeal from before he left. The cargo box itself seems to be specifically made to fit Jerry and protect him in transit.]

-1 original, normal, Jerry

+1 modified, productive, Jerry

[There's a note taped to the side of the box! It reads: "Your replacement Jerry has Arrived! I found this one abandoned by his Rick at Jerry Jamboree (reduce, reuse, recycle, if you know what I mean). I gave him all your Jerry's memories, then spliced in 22% more productivity by giving him worker ant DNA. Hope you feel better soon brother, let new Jerry handle a bit more during your recovery. Thanks for letting me shoot your Jerry into space. -Ricasso." The note ends here. This Jerry shows no recollection of being shot into space.]

Awww Jerry, aren’t you the stuff *coughing phlegm on jerry*. Dunno what you did to feel guilty, man; guilty about leaving your queen? We’ll find him. Stop twitching. MURT’ll be— buddy look at me. he’s coming into work this afternoon. His eyes are usually red. Get over it. He’s a teenager, they’re super emotkonal. Why are you breathing funny like that? Good dog. Whatever Jerry. let’s go find Manager Morty*grabs scruff of productive Jerry’s neck*

#the ricasso job #brand new jerry smell #like a newborn #eat at an0s #drivethrurick #rick sanchez #rick and morty #murt smith #ricasso free meals starving artist no more

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I’m so fucking sick. … mop around me dishhand morty

#hospital grade #drivethrurick #an0s is still open I can’t get up to close the door #rick and morty