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if you're not into men, pretend you are for this poll

your definition of hot is your own

if a man has multiple looks or aspects, answer for the first one that pops into your head

you can add nuance in tags if you Vote on the Poll

#had to look him up hhhh #i mean he aint my type but he has a nice smile

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silovs win <3 babie goalie with a win!!!! HIS FIRST PLAYOFFS WIN!!!! IN HIS FIRST PLAYOFFS GAME!!!! HIS 1OTH EVER NHL GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

#he is gonna remember this game for years i think #hockey #sweet baby silovs

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1/16

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lindy you are the man ever !!!

#3 1 BAYBEEEEEE #canucks lb

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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BROCK IM SMOOCHING YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAT TRICK FACE

#WE ARE SO BACK #canucks lb

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WE TIEDDBDJAJJXHXJKS

#AHHHHHHHH #canucks lb

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its kinda like .... these dudes just expect someone else to step up and be The Guy to bail them out. hopping onto the ice and proving the bystander effect is real while their goalie needs to ice his head between periods because he's been standing on it the entire game

#poor love :( he is so so green #he does not need that pressure #hockey

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You know we only ever really "learn" how to bathe in our youth as it is taught to us by our parents and from then on most people kinda just bathe the same way right. And like barring actively deciding to do it the only way most people change their bathing habits is if they bathe with a loved one and get convinced to do somethi g different in the bath bc its cleaner/faster/whatever bc of them. Ok heres the thesis statement. The lack of communal bathing in society is holding us back from discovering The Ultimate Bathing

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Why have you thought about what it would be like to kiss Briggsy, Jericho and Yorgrim?

I've never thought about that, I just thought about what it would be like for other people to kiss my friends.

… For science? You can't really kiss Yorgrim since he's not really… Well he's a ghost. Briggsy is a rotten walking corpse so that'd be kind of nasty (but not for Yorgi apparently). Jericho is a scarecrow with a demonic crow, you'd be kissing metal and possibly be attacked by a crow. And for Lethica... There's only really her mask in the way but you can kiss other parts of her.

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That sounded more unholy than I intended to be. I meant her hand and stuff. I was a child of Lathander, please don't take it the wrong way.

#JERRYYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭 #FUCK #legends of avantris

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i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

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Kremy has a type.

#cant believe this mf had us all fooled…. bamboozled if you will #legends of avantris

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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Dungeon kitties

#DUNGEON KITTIES !!!

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he really is just like me <3

#good god what a mood buddy #hockey

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this 1st period has been fucking insane but i will be hunting the preds for sport since they sandwiched hughes

#i see a yellow jersey its On Sight #hockey

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can the preds stop picking off our players pls and ty

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