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They’re my best friend, they’re my pal. They’re my homeboy. My rotten soldier. They’re my sweet cheese. My good time boy.

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tres horny boys gn outfit appreciation

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"you took fucking EVERYTHING from me," "are you the one who's been hurting my brother? im going to fucking kill you now," "taako what if she's just gone?" "who?" "i make lucretia a wooden duck" "and suddenly the blue light hits them and they hear a song" "i am not technically your pan, but you will always be my merle" AUGHAUGAHHUGGGGHHHAUAUGGGGGHUUUSUDHFHXHDHBCBNMNHDHHFFHhhHAUHHAUHHAHAGHHUHGHAHGUHGHAHGHH

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Amber Gris really is smack dab in the middle between Taako and Duck in terms of energy, huh?

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Love is stored in the TAZ soundtrack

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Balance: Don't split up the party or you will die

Amnesty: Splitting up the party is tentatively okay depending on what you're doing except it did, in fact, get someone killed

Graduation: We're going to refuse to split up as much as possible because we're best buds

Ethersea: If we don't split up and do wild ass stunts before somehow reconvening back at the ship then what even is the fucking point

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duck newton really is the character of all time though. when he was 18 an 8 foot tall glowing woman appeared and told him he was the chosen one and gave him a talking sword. and he was like. no. and he gave the sword to his friend and became a park ranger

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*kick flips*

Suck it loser

#duck newton

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Barclay: I’ve invented a game, want to play?

Duck: Sure.

Barclay: It’s called Dani or Dr. Harris Bonkers. I’ll give you actual quotes I’ve hear Aubrey say, and you guess if she was talking to her girlfriend or her rabbit.

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Aubrey: If you hear noises in the night, just make weirder noises to establish dominance.

Duck: ...

Duck: Those screeching noises I’ve been hearing are coming from YOU!?

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I wanna write amnesty fanfiction, but everytime I listen to amnesty i start crying hahahahahahahahahaha

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I’m relistening to TAZ Amnesty right now, so here’s a friendly forest ranger

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Duck: They’re tiny mints that live in a plastic prison.

Mama: I said let’s talk TACTICS!

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DUCK NEWTON DUCK NEWTON DUCK NEWTON!!

Best bby in town safety town Justin looking forest cowboy best unable to lie for his life man 🥺🥺

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I wanted to get this out before the TAZ: Amnesty finale, but better late than never. The initial idea was to draw something reversible like a playing card for the player characters in Balance and Amnesty, but I also added some flower symbolism in there too. I will get to Travis’ and Clint’s characters too.

As for the flowers, I chose the clematis (‘ingenuity’) for Taako  and rhododendrons (West Virginia’s state flower) for Duck. :)