duncansswife

[duncansswife]

Hm? What?

What if I started wearing a cowboy hat

- @kidneywillstealyourrightball

Save a horse....

[duncansswife]

Thanks so much for letting me use your credit card to buy my favorite shirt

What if I started wearing a cowboy hat

- @kidneywillstealyourrightball

Save a horse....

[duncansswife]

Isn’t so amazing?

What if I started wearing a cowboy hat

- @kidneywillstealyourrightball

Save a horse....

#(ooc: IKR

[duncansswife]

What if I started wearing a cowboy hat

- @kidneywillstealyourrightball

Save a horse....

[duncansswife]

Wait strange girl who are you and what do you want from my husband @d3adgirlfri3nd-net

Ian I want you

Thats it. Psych ward.

#and are you pretty

[duncansswife]

I love you misses wife

@kidneywillstealyourrightball

I love you too

#community nbc #oc blog #duncan’s wife #gimmick blog #kidneys wife #ask aria

[duncansswife]

No Duncan’s dating Chang kidney (maybe todd?) and me

who is kidney

My husband.

[duncansswife]

Me n you

That’s us

#community nbc #oc blog #duncan’s wife #gimmick blog #kidneys wife #ask aria

[duncansswife]

You suck

Divorce kidney

fuck off🥦😃

#<< I’m looking at him #I don’t feel a reason to break up with him

[duncansswife]

But that would also be hurting us not just him?

Divorce kidney

fuck off🥦😃

#give me one good reason to break up with him

[duncansswife]

Why are you trying to get us to divorce him?

Divorce kidney

fuck off🥦😃

#I mean you can hate him all you want #but why do you want us to break up with him

[duncansswife]

Damn really? She’s been looking for me

I support your cause.

-@askingjeffwinger

I don't care

#/j #I mean she’s been looking for me but I know you’re not her

[duncansswife]

I love wife

Thank you kidney, I love you too

#community nbc #oc blog #duncan’s wife #gimmick blog #kidneys wife #ask aria

[duncansswife]

Who are you mystery person who hates kidney

I support your cause.

-@askingjeffwinger

I don't care

#I need to know

[duncansswife]

Shove a fork in that one girls eye

Can you tell us the story of how you got into Duncan?

Ah, that. Well one day I was scampering around the bushes of Greendale, you know, biting people's legs when they get too close, gnawing someone's eyes if they make eye contact, as I normally do. And then when I was going around the school I saw a new phycology teacher moving his stuff in his office, of course that would be my radiant flower, Duncan. But anyway, everyday I would see him from afar going in and out of Greendale and decided I wanted to know more about him.. he might know more secrets in Greendale that I don't know about since he's a teacher and all.. but anyway, I would watch him through his window, at first he's kind of pathetic he just sits there all day and drink wine (he still is pathetic honestly), but the more I watch him I noticed small things he would do sometimes, like tinker around with his wine glass or tie... I found it cute in a way, hm.. I'm really soft now aren't I...? Anyway, whenever I go through the pipes I would sometimes hear his voice, sure his accent sounds a bit stupid but to me it was.. soothing in a way.. like.. I wanted him to hold me.. no one really held me or gave me affection back then, nor did I really want affection.. but he made me want to give it a try I suppose

..I feel like I'm rambling..

IM GROWING SOFT.

I'M GONNA SHOVE A FORK IN SOMEONE'S EYE.

#you know the one

[duncansswife]

I WAS KIDDING

I hope Kidney chokes on a spoon

#I don’t have a purple strap on #it’s pink #KIDDING

[duncansswife]

That’s so true

Would you forgive me if I said I shipped the TV to canada

...Unfortunately, yes.