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Its lesbian visibility week!!! More wlw pretty please?

LETS GO LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK!!!!! i would be lost in this world without lesbians, thank you all for being lesbians and kissing girls and stuff. thanks lesbians everyone say thank you lesbians!

Anywhays, here's knightformers nautilocity first time.... i think they should be awkward and nervous...

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Does d-16 whimper 👀

IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION IKKO OF COURSE HE DOES

Keeping his up more serious act in public, but the moment Orion is spiking him, he’s whimpering and whining the whole way. Orion is likely the only one he’d ever allow to see him this way. Orion knows that and teases him for it hehehe

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*me taking a long drag from my roommates Blueberry tart vape that’s slightly burnt*

*long exhale*

I want whirl pregnant

I don’t even like pregnancy tropes very often BUT I feel like hed be an amazing mother and he and his two wives would be the best parents (CyWhirlGate being the best elder lesbians known to man would make me weep)

His two wives should take care of him and he should be allowed to be insane and have family

Like. I just think he should be allowed to have a baby

WHIRL 2 FROM RESCUE BOTS IS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE NEED TO WRITE MORE FICS OF THEM AND HER MOTHER DAMNIT

Sorry guys

Blueberry vape makes me emotional

(Can you tell??)

#transformers #mtmte whirl #lost light whirl #cywhirlgate #whirl #valve plug adjacent

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THIS IS ADORABLE WTF

so I've been watching this anime called "akiba maid wars" (go in completely blind if you ever watch it it's insane) and all I can think about is how much the mcs (nagomi and ranko) remind me of bee and nightbird

Super happy and friendly idealistic optimist and monotone secluded gal that isn't actually emo just comically serious (says the most hilarious stuff with a completely straight face) and a great shot

plus they'd get cute themed maid costumes (Nightbird and Bee would both die if they saw each other wearing a cute frilly dress)

Ugh that’s so cuteeee

I love bumblebee in clothes so his edgy girlfriend being there too is even better

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Grrrrrrr ProwlWarp on the timeline

Making out passionately with who ever this anon is /j

Warp vs constantly having her hands on Prowls hips and or boobs. Like. Just grabs a cup full. FUCK. I love them both so much

Back to say I have a singular headcanon for ProwlWarp and it’s based off some art I saw earlier today of them but

Skywarp wrapping her significantly larger frame around prowl while they sleep. It’s sorta like a someone cuddling a stuffed animal. She so much taller than him. It’s adorable imo. I think she should hold that loser tightly to her chest (she’s a very tactile person in my headcanons)

If you have any ideas for them that would so fun to see (sfw or nsfw)

Sorry they’re rotting my brain

I love them now because of you. I like the idea that Skywarp just wraps herself around her bae

Some Sfw ideas

Skywarp flying around with Prowl in her arms or teleporting around to annoy Prowl affectionately

Prowl obsessing over Skywarps servos because Prowl and Warp are colourless besides that

Nsfw idea:

Just…tiddies. Titty touching and feeling and groping all the time. Their ultimate love language. Titty time

#transformers #prowlwarp

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okay so random nightbee/minaid thought

magical girl au with minerva and nightbird as the magical girls and their bfs as their hype men

or even better they're all magical girls-

What if Bumblebee and First Aid are the magical girls and they have their hype girlfriends

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Imma still wild my lord and sex savior humvee

Seeker

"Lord and sex savior" is something I never thought I'd hear someone say but tbh I'm here for it

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🫡

Mmmhmmmmm Blitzwing and Lockdown spit roasting entrap but they’re not talking to him. They’re ignoring him and so he’s sitting there, getting fucked out of his mind and they’re ‘unaffected’

(Entrap can’t see their faces but they’re so fucking concentrated on not losing it)

Idk. That drawing of them made my brain rattle

-Prowl anon

HEHEHEHEHHE had to throw in a little over the comms speak, yknow those mfs are scheming every chance they get and not telling Entrap

But yesss these mfs are so desperate for him it isn't even funny. They want him so so bad

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Seeing people draw spikes/pen1s like a deformed sausage will always make me feel weird. It just feels weird. Why is it built like that. Please. It’s just a cylinder that tapers at the end please

Anyways.

#fucking idk

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Knockout would probably feel guilty for him being a former Con and Optimus falling for him, and he feels he's not worthy. So, to make him feel better, Optimus discusses a "punishment" with him to make him feel better

Knockout ends up bent over the Prime's lap, Optimus spanking his bare valve and whispering little degrading words to him. Asking him if he's sorry for what he did, for who he hurt. Knockout sobbing out apologies, yelping with each hit

Eventually, when Optimus feels he's had enough, he's fingering his valve, praising him and telling him what a good boy he is, how proud he is of him, how much he loves him. He's crying from the overwhelming pleasure and overloading harshly as he's held against the Prime's chest

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Pretty please roddy and thunders doggy style

you didnt specify which way so im letting rodimus top <3

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valvedom drift 🫡

Hear me out Drifts older then Ratchet right? So what happens when he suddenly goes into heat? There isn't a war and no more radiation, So Drifts the first to get a heat cycle and he is not happy about it, lucky for him he has His conjurx and Bf to help.

Ratchet breeding him and folding him up in different positions, Rodimus just bends him over a desk and fucks him.

And the two do treat Drift to aftercare with some tender fucking

- 🐈 🗡🤺

GRGRGGRRGRGRR YESSSS BREED THAT MANNNNN

Fold him in half, push him down on a desk or against a wall, fuck him for hours til he's overloaded himself dry

Also may I suggest,,,,, valvedom Drift in heat,,,, just mercilessly riding his partners as they overload in him over and over

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If we are giving the robots boobs, I think we need to understand that their armor works more like a corset than a bra. Corsets push up and hold things in place (and no they were awful to wear, that was only tight lacing and was very rare. They were just the early form of bras)

While bras more so hold them in place, they don’t offer the same amount of support most of the time (especially for the bigger boobs) so like. Yeah. 👍

#transformers #valve plug adjacent #robot boobs #roboboobs

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Fuck it Im writing out the valve teeth fic because the draft is long as shit and the ideas been sitting in my drafts for a week now

Mmhmm Cyclonus and Rodimus or tailgate, I don’t have the mental capacity to write all three of them

Mmmmhmmmmmmmmm Cyclonus and his weirdness

#valveplug

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Ekidocksos i am in LOVE with your account!!!!!!

Just..Rodimus completely stuffed and bred with Drift & Ratchets sparklings from a drunken one night stand? He left before they woke up and dodges them for weeks on end not knowing they want so much more of him & his hot plush valve.

They get the drop on him when they find him rubbing his tanks & eating sweet energon mini cakes in his office.

They know right then he’s sparked & soon they have him bent over, stuffed with their spikes & trying to add a couple more for a clutch

I would have answered this sooner but I’ve been gardening so exhaustion prevented me from having the energy. I just found your account as well and SoundRod content is very exciting to see! I need to do more with them.

Anyway—this idea is brilliant. I love some Dratchrod angst+horniness+babies.

Just Rodimus hanging out with his best friend—they are officially Amica now, yeah drinks for everyone—celebrating the latest adventure on their Forever Adventure and well into giggling drunk that both Ratchet and Drift are as well. He’s been very cuddly grabby, draping himself over Drift—who is definitely over! He’s very supportive now—and instead of huffing Ratchet just tells him to shove over and when he’s moving too slow picks him up and sits under him making Rodimus half in Ratchet’s lap while still draped over Drift and Ratchet’s telling jokes and laughing at Rodimus and he’s lost track of whose hands are whose at some point. Then Dratchet kisses and Rodimus whines about not getting any so Drift kisses his cheek which Rodimus pouts and says isn’t the same so Ratchet huffs and grabs his chin to lay one on him that has him squirming especially when Drift is petting his spoiler and he’s panting when it breaks. Drift, of course, protests that Ratchet cheated and Drift was supposed to get the first move, making Ratchet laugh and before Rodimus can figure that out Drift is turning his head his direction and kissing him deeply. Rodimus is just a squirming mess not having to be moved and just moving back to the other with someone constantly petting him or grabbing his thighs or holding his waist until Swerve finally throws them out for “public indecency”.

Which gives Rodimus enough of a moment of fresh air to go oh wait what and start to think up an excuse to dip out only for the hands to come back and the three of them to stumble back to Dratchet’s room to resume the sandwich and kissing, which quickly escalates once they have Rodimus shoved in the bed between them. Rodimus catches bits of “wanted you here” and “thought we were going to take him to dinner first” teasing between the kissing and moving around each other and realizes what is going on. Drift and Ratchet are clearly wanting a threesome and intended to ask Rodimus who feels guilty how immediately into that he is for both of them and distracts himself by opening his own panel and mouth descending onto Ratchet’s hands to suck them in remembering how sensitive they are.

He is being passed back and forth between them and responding very eagerly, if a little clumsy which slowly peters out into more smooth movements when the overcharge fades through multiple overloads leaving him clear minded but unwilling to leave when Ratchet is holding his thighs thrusting up into him and Drift is petting him laying over his back, spike pressed against him waiting for his turn, telling him how pretty he looks taking his Conjunx’s spike and look how happy he’s making him and Ratchet is growling out and agreement that sends Rodimus toppling into  another overload that makes him bluescreen a bit only to wake to Ratchet kissing him sweetly, Rodimus sprawled out on his front, Drift slipping inside behind peppering kisses on his spoiler with Ratchet’s hands steadying Rodimus’s hips.

He's too tired to leave immediately when it finally finishes and they clean each other off, nuzzling and kissing, this time slow and sweet without the expectation of it leading to anything, and shove him in between to cuddle. He wakes up with Drift having shoved between him and Ratchet, wrapping around their arms and carefully manages to slip out painfully sober and aware of what he’s done and flees cold and horrified by how much it aches to leave them.

Rodimus is panicking because he thought—had lied to himself—he was over Drift and now not only is he wrong he’s developed a crush on Ratchet—reliable, stern, stubborn, kind, smart Ratchet—his Amica’s Conjunx. And he knows very well it is unrequited. Even if they are wanting to be adventurous and invite someone new to sleep with them, Rodimus is going to be devastated when they finally close their bed again.

One night he could laugh off as a drunken fun time, but he will not be able to disguise how clingy and emotional and needy he’ll be if they make it a frequent thing. That’s why Rodimus didn’t do multiple nights with people! He “misunderstands” and thinks more is going on than it actually is. He refused to inflict that on Dratchet.

He’d just gotten better at not shoving his way into Drift’s way and asking for things because Drift won’t tell him no! Ratchet finally tolerates him enough to not protest them being Amica—not that he’d said anything before but Rodimus knew he thought Drift could do better—which Rodimus agreed but was selfishly glad he hadn’t.

So he avoids them, helped by arranging the schedule and a few emergencies, always ready to offer an excuse even if it did make Drift look at him sadly and Ratchet look suspicious. And if he starts to feel weird afterwards, at first sick and tired, falling asleep in his office and achy, and then horny and starving and can’t stop eating sweets that’s his business. He has successfully managed to scrap their interactions down to the bare minimum which he will continue to do until he’s unrequited feelings fade, which would be a lot easier if they’d stop trying to corner him and Minimus and Megatron stopped judging him every time he made the schedule.

Rodimus’s sweet intake leads to his density increasing making him way more as protoform is building up and he doesn’t notice the difference, difference until he has the subtlest belly budging out just above his array. Ratchet finally pegs what is going on when he notices the anti-nausea, the glow, and the belly and way Rodimus’s hips are rounding out and chest is subtly swelling. He puts his foot down and he and Drift finally corner him by using privileges to be put on the graveyard shift with Rodimus.

Rodimus, who’d been getting gentle pep talks (Minimus) and just do it pep talks (Megatron), allows himself to be lead away. Accept apparently him carrying has gotten Ratchet and Drift very hot and bothered and instead of the conversation they are kissing him and pushing him over his desk to stuff him full and Rodimus is ready to go at a moment at this point, constantly horny, and is immediately distracted by this and also can’t get away and is sober enough to actually hear them saying they want him to stay and how thrilled they are to have a clutch and the phrasing is with the intention of a future together. After Drift, who has to be responsible because it turns out Ratchet’s breeding kink is making him thoroughly distracted pushing Rodimus against the nearest surface so he can cup his belly and fuck him, calls Megatron and Minimus to take over their shift.

Rodimus wakes up the next day to a grumbling Ratchet getting out of bed and kissing Drift goodbye and soothing him back to rest and then seeing Rodimus looking up at him sleepily kisses him and tells him to keep sleeping too. And Rodimus gets to, still not entirely sure what is going on, but the possessive grasp Drift makes on him when he rolls back over to sleep and Ratchet’s firm stay here with his own instincts finally relaxed and sleeping good from a night in between them helps.

They do eventually talk and work things out in between a lot of makeup sex and now Rodimus basically living it while getting bent over or crowded up against a wall to make sure he gets enough material to make their clutch. Drift is more slow and sweet about it taking his time and gentling Rodimus through it, savoring every moment, but Ratchet is rougher and very into the breeding aspect, prone to picking Rodimus up and shoving him against the wall or desk or bed (if they make it that far), and filling him up, fucking him until Rodimus’s is yowling, still carefully and hand always gently petting over Rodimus’s swelling tank. Ratchet is also the one who is now the most prone to spoiling Rodimus at the slightest pout. The carrier of the clutch deserves everything is Ratchet's stubborn response everytime he has a happy purring Rodimus pepper his face with kisses and Drift tease him about it.

Happy pregnant Dratchrod sex and babies for the win with Rodimus getting pampered.

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more Radiostar art !! Guess he's our whore of the night

featuring Humvee and Ultra Magnus

#LETS GOOOOOOO WAHOOO #YIPPIEEEEE

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Not the best but I had an idea in mind and I went with it

I think they’re the definition of toxic yuri personally. Also. ProwlOp mommy kink

#valveplug #bitters art #god someone needs to tease prowl till hes crying