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How long until Trump starts addressing America by name every time he speaks like The Bernie Mac Show?

#pls

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539/347/585 Hey guys, I like didn't totally suck and stuff...

#220boiz

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Welp, I'm 2 weeks out and I think I might just go conservative at this meet. Decided to try all my attempts for bench today (315,325,335). I've hit more, but considering my meet PR is 315 I might as well call it there.

#Fitblr? #is that still a thing? #Do people still actually use this site?

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RIP Carrie Fisher or whatever but Star Wars was, is , and forever will be trash

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Do you ever wonder whether Trump wakes up, looks at his boner, says “look who’s president erect” and then laughs at his own joke?

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, UNMUTE THIS!

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by Kat Swenski More Behind the GIFs

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A coworker complained to my supervisor after I referred to myself as a dyke (my language of choice for my orientation) in the lunch room. I was told that this is unprofessional language by my supervisor.

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my boyfriend has a huge dick, I cant stick it all in my mouth what do I do?

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If she hasn’t finished Gilmore Girls yet it’s because she’s out being a heaux.

#Mygf

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Please send me a Christmas card...

The only thing I’m looking forward to this Christmas is bringing my dog to take pictures with Santa.

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A little cute argument me and mommy had before bedtime! I love her so much😊

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Alright folks, been testing my max over the last couple of weeks and I've put on a total of 68 lbs worth of gym PRs. Squat: 540 (previous 518) Bench: 341 (previous 330) Deadlift: 585 (previous 550) Shout out to @coach_taras for the technique changes and letting me get fat this time... #convoystrength #girlswholift #220boiz #9weeksout #booty #tiddies #chubbybunny (at Convoy Strength 2.0)

#tiddies #booty #convoystrength #9weeksout #chubbybunny #220boiz #girlswholift

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We can make this happen...

The flashbacks in Rocky 4 with Rocky and Apollo hugging and sprinting on the beach in tank tops is the exact same scenario I picture if I meet @dwarvendrummer