i do not know the origin of this image but i am fucking obsessed with it
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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising
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Bougar
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Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you
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Hey is it ok to interact if I’m vegan?
no. welcome to meat world boy
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"why would you waste your energy on hating?" i don't find it tiring at all. it's quite energizing in fact.
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Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful
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yeah this sounds about right for tallanasty
one time i ordered a medium tupperware full of banana pudding off facebook marketplace in tallahassee and only ate a quarter of it and got so sick i threw up and then went to this old guy’s house and slept in his bed with him cause our duplex was on the FBI watchlist cause we accidentally let some gang members conspire to molotov cocktail the florida governors mansion on our front porch
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how do i break the cycle
prepare yourself for the absolutely insufferable lack of satisfaction found in forgiveness
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fav philosopher ?
philosophy is for men
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Are you lying to us about being a redneck..?
ok this is funny cause i've been seeing posts of people saying that i have a "shtick" and i actually have rich parents which is very funny to me but because of how funny this ask is, i'm going to give redneck receipts.
here's a picture of my daddy around the time i was born, yes he still does and looks like this to this day.
here's a picture of me and my parents on my first christmas when i was 9 months old. i got a gun for christmas every year until i turned 12.
and finally, here's my dad and his brothers in the hospital on the day i was born.
yes, i am a redneck and i am proud. north florida forever, taylor county forever, go bulldogs!
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even more of a reason to do it
hmm…. i need a new neck tattoo
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who up craving sedation?
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been staring at this photo all morning and realized i look just like my granny norma jean
(pic by jenna houchin)
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Georgia O'Keeffe
Alligator Pears, 1924, Oil on board
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