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Silly drunk dialogue
Can also be under the influence of other stuff.
"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."
"Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"
"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."
"Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"
"Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."
"You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."
"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."
"You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."
"I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*
"Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."
"You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."
"Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"
"I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."
"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."
"How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."
"You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*
"Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"
*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*
*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*
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HEATHERS
1989, dir. Michael Lehmann
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
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Good Afternoon Callum Turner Girls!
Theme 42: it's my song buck
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the sweater is made of 100% bf material
ANTHONY BOYLE
by PIP for ESQUIRE UK (March 2024)
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anto with the smirk and the jawline omg im deadddd
Masters of the Air cast at Deadline’s screening
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fuck u anto and ur fuckign curls and ur fuckign pinstripe suit and ur fuckign fuckign smirky fuckign smile and ur fuckign ughhhh 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
#anthony boyle#punching the wall#biting random things#i cant with himmmmm#ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#sedate me someone
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YES MAJOR! 🫡😫😫😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Me, watching former innocent-baby-angel-with-hot-girl-stomach-issues Harry Crosby go full Hulk mode, kick open a locked door and slam an officer's head into his own breakfast plate for not giving one of his navigators a parachute:
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not only that, but also the GROWL. like there was a growl, right, like he said "go" but with a growl. ughhh omgg omggg. i am crying.
I hope you all know I creamed so hard when Gale shouted go in german, sweet baby jesus mary and joseph, i about saw stars. I heard every national anthem in the world co-existing for one peaceful moment. idk man, something about the raw anger, the grief, the demand, the fact he said it in his enemy's language and not his own.
someone fucking sedate me, nothing good will come from this.
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anto out here trying to kill me with them hands in the pockets 😩😩
This is a really nice photo of all of them
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Brady: Why won't you admit you're lost?
Crosby: I'm not lost, I'm confusing the enemy!
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Saltburn 🤝 Ordeal by Innocence (2018)
short kings being freaks
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JACK ARGYLL YOU FREAK
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Love that Anthony hit like on a comment that said girl dinner omg
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he's giving like cool popular cowboy vibes that everyone in the village likes and im just a girl who lives on a little ranch and is madly in love with him (just like every other girl in the damn village). idk how but this irishman is hot to me in a cowboy way.
did you see anto’s instagram story? riding the horse? the way he smirkedddd 😭 i need him in cowboy boots everyday from now on please and thank you
YES, YES I DID 🫠
Just when I think I’m mostly over my Anto obsession, this man does something to yank me right back in 😭
LOOK AT THIS DISNEY PRINCE. WHAT A MAN 🥰
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in conclusion save the horse ride a cowboy🐎
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Soft boy hours with Crosby
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