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IT'S CLOSURE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS (<-guess who just made a new sideblog)

Dear Ex-[insert relation here]

Welcome.

Do you have someone that you used to be in a relationship with (of any kind) but no longer are?

Do you have shit you'd like to say to them but cannot or will not for one reason or another?

If so, this is the blog for you. (<-help why am i being a commercial spokesperson person)

Whether it be positive things you wish to tell them, negative things, memories of them, or literally anything else, you can send it here.

Just drop it in the askbox with a "Dear Ex-[insert relationship here]"

this is starting because i was watching something about memories, remembered something my ex-bestfriend said after a concussion-scare about how dory was faking having memory loss. I wanted to text her. "remember when...."

so i started thinking of making a blog dedicated to things I wanted to tell her.

then i realized, why stop there? why not have it be for all the people in my life who i've either lost touch with or our relationships have soured.

and why not turn it into something where anyone can send stuff

seriously. this shit is healing (<-i swear im not just saying that to get y'all to interact with me)

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I am never not thinking about the at least five submissions that mentioned the discord server discourse about dirt vs coffee

fine dining

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OMG HIIIIIIIIII

i stand by what i said <3

YOU'VE DONE WHAT NOW???

Bro I hate eating hair, it's so annoying when it gets stuck behind your tonsils

okay but

have you ever considered not doing that

#i #well #would you look at that

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hi

*runs away*

hi

*turns and attempts to flee in the opposite direction, only to blindly run straight off the sidewalk and directly into the path of oncoming traffic, at which point i awaken to find myself in another world where bread is wet and toyotas hunger for the flesh of man*

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If you aren't following @hot-take-tournament , I'm surprised. Y'all seem like you would get along famously.

i'm following them!!

😈

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Confession:

I'm a little self conscious about how I say "edited it" in real life. I say it kind of fast, so it sounds like I'm saying "edidedit".

WAIT I DO THAT TOOOOOOOO

#eating your asks #eating your confessions

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Fruit cupcake cinnamon-bun

Oyster relic financial schism.

Random brand hurricane run

...

I just realized that typing random words reminds me of the song "Word Disassociation" by Lemon Demon.

i love you

#eating your asks

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How’d that go

Static-y?

eating electricity. putting the tip of my laptop cable into my mouth while plugged in. sharp jolt of tingling through my tongue down to my soles and kinda metallic taste. i love the prickle. it's so good. so tasty. my self-preservation instincts are screaming

i love that

i do it with iphone chargers

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eating electricity. putting the tip of my laptop cable into my mouth while plugged in. sharp jolt of tingling through my tongue down to my soles and kinda metallic taste. i love the prickle. it's so good. so tasty. my self-preservation instincts are screaming

i love that

i do it with iphone chargers

#eating your asks

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Random haiku time

Lamp fish refrigerator

Beep boop that is all

<333

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Confession:

I love reading negative reviews of things. Sometimes when I was bored as a kid, I'd hop on Amazon and look up this one jewelry brand to read all the 1-star reviews about their stuff. Most of the time it was people's fingers turning green due to the brand not using real silver, sometimes it was people complaining about broken pieces of metal or big cracks in the stones.

okay i also kinda love that bc you can find the funniest stories sometimes

#eating your asks #eating your confessions

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that is a very relatable predicament

Took a photo of my sparkly fruity concoction! (sorry about the lighting it's not very good in the kitchen)

oh

my

god

that is the most beautiful beverage i've ever seen

so sparkly

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I'm really curious, what is your favorite movie that was released at least 20 years before you were born? (If you haven't seen any, what's one you most want to see)

thoroughly modern millie, 1967

i adore it

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Confession: I

*gasp*

YOU???

*sitting over here very scandalized*

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No nom

yes nom :3

#eating your asks #me being goofy bc ik that was probs intended as a “nomnom”

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I'll start

Im always getting into fandoms I havent seen the shows/read the books/played the games of, just because I enjoy watching people be passionate and creative about stuff they like

But Ive done it to the point of goncharoving my way into discussions even, by acting like I know what theyre talking about, all from info I got from the fandom itself ඞ

THIS

I DO THIS

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