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you have to admit there are some joys in life that can only be felt due to hardship. a common example is steaming hot showers. it takes a cold day, or a sickness, for someone to experience the joy of a hot shower. you can’t enjoy it in the heat. then there’s the joy of a fulfilling sleep, often achieved through a tiring day. and there’s the joy of a reunion, achieved through separation. and there are many more examples. sometimes difficulty carries a special range of joys and that’s something to be thankful about.

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I overslept today and woke up at 11am to messages from my boss at 9am in which he 1. called me out for sleeping in, and 2. gave me a promotion

wild day

#he never messages me first so he doesn't know how often i oversleep lmao #i made it sound like a one time thing #i always message him first and imply ive been working since 9 #he caught me today loool

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who decided firemen are hot? my building caught on fire last night and every single fireman was a weird 50yo white man none of them were hot

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Solar eclipse 2024

Dallas, TX

photography by Hamid Yusuff

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I'm in a support group for my disease and half the people don't know the difference between a flare and flair and it always gives me a chuckle when someone says they're in a flair cause I picture them being fabulous

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sent a picture of COOKED food to Dadi and she replied "good marinating" 😭😭 brb need time to recover from such savage damage

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me, feeling the most garbage I've ever felt:

my canadian doctors: okay everything looks great see you in 3-4 months!!!!

#actually might have liver failure according to my blood tests but okay see you then??

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always have to wait like 3-4 hours at the eye doctors so today I packed all my crochet stuff so I could do something other than doomscroll instagram in the waiting room... and today for the first time ever my turn came the second I finished the magic ring?? I guess they don't call it magic ring for nothing huh

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It's interesting how there's an abundance of videos showing IOF soldiers gleefully committing various atrocities toward Palestinian civilians and not a single one of those videos showing them actually fighting Hamas.

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either i'm stupid and don't know a lot of things, or most people use the word "mandate" incorrectly..... and I think it's both

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I had a job for 2 months in 2019 and all I did at work was watch cookie decorating videos all day everyday. I didn't get fired but probably should have

#no the job was not related to cookie decorating in the slightest

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what do I gotta do to get one of those chocolate gift baskets on valentines day? get a man??? ew

#i just want a gift basket #and no questions from mum #and i dont wanna buy one for myself #i could but how sad is that

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the first time i ever saw someone eating a red velvet cake was in high school and it was just crumbs left in the container that she was picking at and eating so i genuinely thought this girl had lost her entire mind and was eating raw minced meat in the middle of a school day. and this is why i have never eaten red velvet cake because every time i see it i remember the time i thought that girl was eating raw meat in school

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LMFAO

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i work in marketing

#my boss is sick n tired of my inability to american sports

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my uncle is such a garden nerd he's like "you went to switzerland? what kinda trees do they have there?" uhhhh green?? fuck if I know

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