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never totally understood the preoccupation with swords as exclusively phallic symbolism to be honest. this is clearly scissoring.

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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No but it corrodes the fuck out of it. Also so does bird poop or anything with an even slightly acidic pH. Also the accelerator pedal has a rubber case that comes off and gets stuck. Also if you grab the door wrong while opening the car it cuts you. Also if you crash inside of it you turn into a pile of roughed up bread sticks.

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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

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If we applied this to Pokémon it solves the Cubone population problem quite elegantly.

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

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apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

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This is from 2020, but it definitely still applies.

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Made accidental eye contact with a stranger in line to order coffee jn. I smiled mildly at him, and then he turned toward me and went, "Do you like drugs? Cocaine?"

For some reason I answered him as if this were a normal question. I said, "I've had it once and it was kind of boring."

He nodded thoughtfully and went, "Boring. Hmm. Weed?" And I chuckled and went, "Yeah," and then it was his turn to order coffee and he disappeared after that. Very strange interaction

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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Isn't Gehry the one who built that accidental death ray in the middle of Chicago

You ever think about how in Socialist Bolivia they get these gorgeous Neo Andean buildings with these beautiful bright colors and bold forms, meanwhile in the capitalist world we get Frank Gehry, who's buildings appear hostile to human life and sanity and generally look like if skyscrapers had tumors and they tried to make those tumors into real buildings; and who's attempt at a "brain health center" would probably turn you into the fucking Joker if you went there?

...I'm actually not joking about that last one, look at it:

It's like if they gentrified a fucking Psychonauts level...

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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Ryan Gainer's tragic death is part of a pattern of police violence against Black autistic children and adults.

Our hearts go out to Gainer's family, and we join them in calling for the release of the body camera footage and for police accountability in the shooting.

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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“I loved you, always.”