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Steve’s first arrest vs. Eddie’s 4th— (we can all guess who’s fault it was 😭😭)

I couldn’t NOT do the Barbie meme, it fits them so so well

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I really just dropped 3 fics and dipped, didn’t I?

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👄 JOSEPH QUINN as EDDIE MUNSON STRANGER THINGS | 4.07

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I fully and whole-heartedly believe Eddie Munson is a Major Perv, but in like, a good way. He’s not a creep, or a stalker: a lot of stuff just turns him on. And more often than not he feels bad about it. Guilty and shit. 

If you’re his friend and you bend over to grab a pen you dropped he WILL just start looking at the sky like “hmmm yes this air is made out of air” because if he sees the curve of your butt his touch-starved ass WILL pop a semi in his jeans.

He literally can’t help imagining you bouncing on his lap, or how your mouth would taste, and the thoughts hit him like a truck and completely wash him over with guilt because you’re sitting right next to him, but you’re so pretty, but you’re his friend and he needs those. He doesn’t have a lot of people in his life that actively enjoy his company.

Eddie absolutely is a bathroom masturbator, like, scrambling off the couch during your shared movie night with an excuse and frantically yanking it out with a hand braced on the sink.

If Eddie thinks you’re attractive it’ll totally eat him up and he WILL hide the shit out of it (badly), continuing to hang out w/ u and basically torturing himself because he doesn’t wanna lose you as a friend.

He’ll smile, he’ll joke, he’ll smoke with you, and then as soon as you leave he’s flinging himself onto his mattress and just furiously jacking off thinking about how beautiful you looked today, how soft your skin was, how you laughed at his pun.

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This is the face of a man who uses your shower products when you aren’t home then lies through his teeth when asked why he smells like white strawberry and mint

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Hmm 🤔…

👁👄👁

Perhaps—

GAH! 😳🥲🫥

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Fandom is so different now and it’s becoming un-fun with how quickly shit moves.

I just want to enjoy things. I don’t want to have to play a game of Artist-Race that seems to be afoot lately.

Ya’ll eat up fandoms, leave artists and writers bone dry and then move on so fucking quickly then fucking wonder where all the Good Fandom Stuff is.

Idk Maybe cherish some things for longer. Reblog stuff. Interact with people. Comment and share.

Fandom is Capitalism now and I’m not being nuanced.

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These edits keep me alive at this point geez 🥵

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Eddie Munson Appreciation Week: Day 2 - Traits/ Characteristics/ Emotions

I wish everyone had gotten to know him. Really know him. Because they would’ve loved him.

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#i understand why that one demobat went for his neck [pt. 1]

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Between the Lines

Genre: fluff

Word Count: 549

Eddie has never been bad at flirting per say. He’s got this magnetic charm that just comes from being a good person, comfortable enough in his own skin to act a little goofy but that underlying kindness has always made him attractive. He’s never had a problem getting close to people, never had a problem lowering peoples guards and making them wanna be around him if given the chance.

Until he meets you, that is.

He can’t figure it out but something about you makes him so nervous. He’s stumbling over words, literally tripping over himself, and he can’t seem to find a good time to just confess that he’d slay a hundred dragons just to get to talk to you for a little while.

So he finds ways around it. He’s noticed all the books you’ve got shoved in your bag, a new novel snug against your notebooks every few days.

He’s read a couple of them, and takes notes of which ones have the most tabs on their pages, and what genres you seem to like. It’s not hard for him to find some common ground there, and so when he overhears you complaining that you’re running out of things to read one day, he sees his chance.

Soon enough, he’s going through the worn copies of his own favorites, rereading them and writing little comments on sticky notes (he knows you hate when people write in books). It’s a bit awkward the first time he gives one to you, running into you around a corner and practically shoving the book in your hands, face red and words rushed.

You don’t realize the effect it has on him when you come bouncing up to him the next day, eyes wide and hand on his arm to rave about his notes and how good the book was.

It comes a lot easier to him from then on. Soon enough, he’s simply sliding the recommendations into your bag hanging on the chair in front of him in lecture, earning him the biggest grin when you notice a little later.

The notes become a little more personal too. He opens up more about his thoughts, admits that certain pretty words reminded him of you.

You’re a quick reader though, and he’s running out of recommendations of things he’d think you’d genuinely like. So he takes a chance one day.

Scrawls out a simple question in the back of the book, dark scrawling handwriting staring up at him against the neon green paper.

‘Would you wanna go out sometime?’

He tried for a while to come up with something clever for a while, some amusing way to ask, but scrapped them all, finally deciding on just asking straight out.

He swears he feels his heart about to leap out of his chest when he hands it off to you.

He’s disappointed, but not necessarily surprised when you return the book to him without a word a couple days later, deciding that maybe it’s for the best that you just silently rejected him.

It’s not until he’s putting the book back on his shelf that he notices a little pink sticky note poking out of the front cover.

And there, in your pretty handwriting is his answer.

‘Thought you’d never ask, Munson’

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Pornstar!Eddie always calling his scene partners by pet names (sweetheart, baby, darling, pup) and after getting to know you outside of work you guys have another scene together and he keeps accidentally saying your name, your real name, and having to cut or start again. And you can't quite understand why. He gets frustrated with himself and takes it out on your cunt

"baby, baby- fuck,-" he moans your name next, panting it into your neck and neither of you are aware of it until the director yells cut and eddie pulls up from your throat, hips stilling. you're both sweaty and delirious and wanting to cum so bad, but this is the 3rd time you've had to stop the scene because of the name slip.

eddie sits up, running a hand through his hair. "this is helpless." he groans, "can't they just edit it out?"

you smile and run your hands up his chest, "just call me sweetheart or baby. those are easy, no?"

he plays with your fingers. his cock is still inside you, heavy and hot. "yeah, but." he flushes. its odd to see THE eddie munson, literally inside you right now in front of a room full of people, blush, but he is. "i can't think when im inside you. when i get close-" he bites his lip. "all I can think about is you. you feel-" a deep breath. his eyes are so soft on you. "-you feel fucking unreal on my cock, baby."

you clench around him and his eyes roll to the ceiling, his hands flex at your hips. "yep. uh huh. not helpful."

you smile. you love him. you say, "bite me."

he looks back down at you, raises an eyebrow, "bite you?"

you nod. "when you're close to coming, and you feel your mind slipping, bite me as hard as you can."

he leans over you, shielding you from the cameras and onlookers. his forearms rest on either side of you, his thumbs stroke your cheeks. "dont wanna hurt you." he pauses, smirks a little. "well. not too bad, anyway."

you run your hands up his damp back, and curl them into his hair. "I don't mind."

"your makeup department will kill me."

"i dont care."

he licks his bottom lip. flexes his hips once and you gasp. sore cunt squeezing around him as you whine. he kisses your nose. "i fucking love you."

"I know. tell them we're good to go, rockstar."

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hey kids who read fic, listen up

it’s annoying to me as a Fanfic Elder that y’all don’t understand how consent works in regards to reading fanfic

last night I saw a fic that had EIGHT of my favorite tags included and a great summary BUT it also contained a tag for a topic that bothers me. I weighed the pros/cons and decided NOT to read the fic because the ONE tag I disliked was something that could trigger a panic attack if the scene went into any sort of detail - it wasn’t worth risking the eight good tags.

from the first moment I noticed the fic to the moment I decided not to read it, the entire experience was MY RESPONSIBILITY. the author tagged the fic correctly, I knew what my limits were, and I respected them.

if you find a fic with tags you don’t like, JUST DON’T READ IT 

don’t harass the author, don’t post a big whiny rant about it on Tumblr, just keep scrolling

that is your job as a reader. 

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I’m sorry for asking I just found your blog & reblogged before I saw your post about sequels :( super sorry I love ur work -previous anon

It’s all good, mistakes happen, I just get tired of politely setting boundaries and people choosing to ignore them honestly.

You specifically weren’t the subject of my irritation, but I did want to use your ask as an opportunity to re-establish that boundary!

Thank you for the apology! I do love all my readers, but that doesn’t always mean we’re all on the same page!

Sending lots of love!

#.anon #ask #t.answers

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Part 2 for Crop top? Pretty please ❤️

I appreciate the please, but everytime you guys send me asks like this it makes me want to do it even less, especially when my most recent reblog/post is literally asking you guys to stop doing this.

I’m getting frustrated. I’ve explained multiple times I don’t see a good storyline for part two of crop top. I’m glad you guys liked it but please stop asking for a part 2.

Thanks.

#ask #.anon #t.answers

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stop fucking commenting “part 2 when???” “omg can we have a part 2??” “give us part 2!!!” it is literally… free content… stop behaving that way… 

ESPECIALLY if you don’t even reblog the original post??? or are a blank blog?? like how does that make sense?? if you liked it enough to ask for a part two without saying ANYTHING else… surely you must like it enough to reblog it?? it’s free.. afford writers that courtesy at the very least.