edelwoodsouls

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*deep sigh* the future was supposed to be about space travel

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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

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I refuse to change my media consumption habits for Netflix. People have such precious little free time, forcing manufactured stress on customers to use up your product as fast as humanly possible or you’ll take it away is insane.

Imagine if your local pizza place announced if people don’t eat 50,000 pepperoni pies in a week they’ll stop selling it. Or an art gallery destroyed every painting that didn’t sell within the hour. It makes no sense to put these impossible expectations on every piece of media.

This standard is unsustainable and streaming services are simply going to burn their own industry to the ground in an effort to save an extra $5.

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

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my favourite thing about all for the game has got to be the fact that the guy who spent three years in juvie, killed his mother and is on court-ordered mood stabilisers and the child of a serial killer who spent most of his life on the run and is also a pathological liar somehow manage to have the healthiest relationship i have ever read in a piece of media. literally wild

#aftg

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deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (I'm running and you hit me in the gut with a racket, narratively setting yourself up as the person who helps me stop running from my past)

#aftg

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most people: i can fix him

neil josten: i can and will fix his brother his best friend and his fucked-up college sports team but he's perfect actually <3

#aftg

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someone talk about the Nona grief with me. Someone talk to me about the grief.

#pls let Pyrrha stop losing the people she loves #nona the ninth spoilers #the locked tomb

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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

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Having to write action scenes should be illegal actually. Like you should just be able to peep inside my brain and see what I’m imagining

#me when i decided both my MCs being able to sword fight was incredibly important to the plot #while simultaneously being atrocious at writing action

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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"Are you a soldier, a poet or a king?" Actually see I was born a restless child with my spirit running wild running free

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compulsory abledness also (partially) explains why disability aids are forced onto some people and denied from others

prosthetic limbs are forced onto amputees whether they want them or not because the goal is to make disabled people look as abled as possible. whereas, all sorts of people who would benefit from mobility aids are often denied them until it’s a “last resort” because! you guessed it! the goal is to make us look as abled as possible

neither person in this situation is privileged. it’s just that the same harmful phenomenon impacts different groups in different ways

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“there she was — it was her, the girl in her dream.”

#the locked tomb

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I love when hannibal randomly trends, like yeah I'm thinking about that fucked up show at odd hours still too

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My god my girlies

MY GIRLIES. I am still crying, I am still crying about this. Every day I cry about this.

You bitched so hard about being forced to read 1984 in school when it’s so problematic (tm)

Maybe you should have actually paid attention when you read it

Because all these AI fics

You are LITERALLY MAKING THE GARBAGE NOVELS FROM 1984 that are written by machines

You have literally recreated the worthless soulless machine-made books

Literally,

Literally. Every once in a while it hits me in a fresh wave of disbelief and anger. You have literally created the dystopian book from the dystopian story about why dystopia is bad, and you are passing it around like it’s this amazing thing. I’m crying, I’m crying.