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in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed are kings

#dunmeshi #dunmeshi spoilers

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

#yeag

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Every day I check ao3 and see that there are no new Thistle fics and no one else has written my personal extremely specific Thistle csa headcanons and I fall to the ground wailing as I rend my garments and gnash my teeth in grief

#thank you jules for your ongoing molested thistle fic efforts #however the rest of the fandom needs to step up #the pain of wanting to read something but not wanting to write it myself...

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chimera

#falin #dunmeshi

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i like the birddds

#dunmeshi

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Delicious and dragons

#everyone here is ruining thistle's day #marcille and chilchuck are doing it on purpose #senshi 50/50 if it's on purpose or by accident #laios is 100% unaware and he's the one who pisses thistle off most #so it goes. #dunmeshi

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there's still a shortage of some of my meds and i wasn't able to get them, and in the meantime i haven't been able to get much work done due to feeling like garbo 😣 id appreciate some help if its not an issue, it'll be much easier for me to try and catch up on things if i dont have to worry about having no food. thank youuu... paypal.me/jupitervivi

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🔪 so grab a plate, have a taste, 这口味让我陶醉! i'm still preying on a butcher's vein—

[ID: a piece of dungeon meshi fanart. on the left are five panels showing a closeup of a character's eye with the hourglass-shaped pupil of the demon: from top to bottom they are the winged lion, mithrun, thistle, marcille & laios. the background, extending to the right, is abstract veins, intestines, feathers & checkerboards. text above, lyrics from butcher vanity - flavor foley, reads:

"The slaughter's mine Oh, blood and viscera divine Preserved and primed Each muscle divvied up to dine And in the high, 我存在 Tasting 血淋淋的爱 I'll devour all of you in time" End ID.]

#yooooo #dunmeshi

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Grim deserves a clown son and Thistle deserves a clown dad, and Grim can and will kill the devil if it means making sure his son is safe and healthy!

#someone PLEASE adopt this incredibly troubled little elf boy #dunmeshi #thistle #grim the clown

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him to me i hope you understand

#he's never done anything wrong even once in his life #thistle #dunmeshi

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table for one

#dunmeshi

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#can drive #can spell #can cook #funny

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ferns & friends

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what if thistle had confronted senshi before the story started?

#feed that elf kid #make him take a nap #teach him some damn manners #thistle #senshi #dunmeshi

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Lamb to the slaughter

#mithrun #dunmeshi

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Shout out to Thistle who's dragon turned into a human girl and he didn't even question it he was just like "that's literally not your fucking job I told you to look for delgal get back to work" and didn't even question when some adventurers tried to fight him over it he just did not give a fuck he's so funny and silly I love my little jester boy

#all elves born 1000 years ago know is #maintain their dungeon #eat berries #and look for delgal #no need to give a shit about anything else #thistle #dunmeshi