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a lot of character creators these days are "the face is highly detailed to the point where you can recreate any celebrity pixel perfectly but you get four body sliders that vaguely change how wide your character is" and i think that sucks. i think it would be great if they made a game with a character creator but it was the spore creature creator on steroids. I wanna be able to recreate my favorite celebrity pixel perfect and give them a snake body. i wanna be able to drag and drop all of the limbs onto my guy and he can have 6 arms and have three eyes and an alien mouth with the a smaller version of his head inside the larger mouth. i need a real wacky character creator. just fuckin throwin darts at a board and mix em together and bam, you got Six Dicks McGoo who walks on his beard and has giant fingers for arms

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restraint is playing Kirby's Return To Dreamland and not shaking to level 3 of grand hammer for everything

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its that time of year again, need some luck

[沖縄] 国際通りにいた猫。飼い主が指示すると、この状態で固まったまま動かないので、置物に見える。 百円をあげると写真を撮って良いことになるらしい。 腹に乗っている百円玉を見る限り、なかなかの稼ぎのようだ。

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someone give me a money

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I have discovered that I have a fear of large open empty spaces. If you put me in like, the middle of an empty airplane hangar, like one of the ones with the curved rooves, i would actually curl into a ball and cry because i was so freaked out by the sheer amount of empty space around me. if i can see wall to wall just how empty and void of anything other than myself a room is, im not staying in that room. even worse, a massive enclosed space thats dark, but like, the walls are so far away i cant see them? fuck that, if you find me in one of those rooms that isnt me. that's an evil clone of me that built his base in theVery Dark Very Large DEATH Room complete with the Walls That Aren't Visible In The Dark assfuckery dlc.

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NOOOO WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKING THIS POST. I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY A NICHE INTERNET CREATOR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE NOOOOO THIS ISN'T HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO END

this plan is foolproof

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How the fuck do you eat these? If you suck on them you get the flavor but after you suck out the flavor its just ice, but if you chew them you don't get the flavor. What the fuck? Am I stupid?

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I've been watching a pvz 2 all worlds speedrun for the past few days and the guy who does them is super calm and explains all the strategies he does and is just generally very chill, im about 8ish hours in to the run (which is like 12 hours) and it is very good.

bless youtubers who dont yell or scream or over exaggerate for drama when something happens in the video. been watching a speedrun for a past few days and its been the only thing helping me fall asleep since the runner is quiet and will discuss time saves and movement techniques every so often with all the enthusiasm of a slug giving a lecture on soil temperature

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if i ever get famous enough to where i get a documentary made about me i want it to be edited in the style of a maxor video

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whenever i find a post here i really like i upload it to r/tumblr and bookmark it because i don't know how to save posts on tumblr

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this shit? this is just a sippy cup for adults.

no, but seriously. think about it. those bottles with the nipples are to wean you off of breast feeding (if you were breastfed). sippy cups are made to wean you off of the baby bottle. then you enter a period in your life where you're like "well todd from first grade drinks from a regular cup so why can't i" and then you drink from regular cups so you're socially weaned off of sippy cups because everyone else doesn't drink from them anymore and then you reach that weird phase where you want one of those fancy metal water bottles. not a hydroflask but something close. why do you want them? because you're socially weaned into becoming fascinated with these because everyone else has one and because you're starting develop an identity AND THEN AS YOU REACH YOUR ADULT YEARS, YOU START TO FULLY DEVELOP YOUR OWN PERSONALITY AND FIND YOUR OWN PATH YOU START GETTING STRESSED AND ANXIETY AND ALL THAT STUFF AND YOU START SUBCONSCIOUSLY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO EASE THAT ANXIETY AND WHAT DO YOU DO???????

YOU BUY A WATER BOTTLE

WITH A NIPPLE ON IT

BECAUSE EVEN IN YOUR ADULT YEARS YOU ASSOCIATE THE IDEA OF SUCKING ON A NIPPLE OR SOME NIPPLE LIKE OBJECT WITH A SENSE OF COMFORT THAT ONLY A MOTHER OR GUARDIAN FIGURE CAN BRING

IT COMES FULL FUCKING CIRCLE

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just checked in on the geometry dash fandom and i gotta ask what the FUCK are they feeding those people

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red!!!!!! or blue????? green.... purple

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Y'know when you think about it Fortnite is technically a roguelike

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One of my favorite things that people do is when they get upset by something instead of getting pissed they just go "...huh..." or "that's odd." I love that so much its like you just broke something really expensive and you're like "that's... interesting" yeah i can tell you're fucking writhing with anger on the inside

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why is long john silvers still long john silvers

we need a nonbinary fast food joint

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I do not enjoy the eternal summer that is damnation. The fires of hell are not warm and inviting as the sun of the summer months were. They are cruel and apathetic. They do not care who they consume.

There are no laughs, no squeals of joy. I am instead bombarded by cries of pain and gasps for breath, as others fight to clear their lungs of smoke and breathe under the weight of the heat. There are no beaches. Only rolling hills of bone ground to a fine, sand-like powder, with blood red oceans that seem to stretch forever. There are no clear days. The sky remains forever a deep crimson , with horrifying blood red stalactites reaching toward me from the ceiling. It has been forever since I stopped sweating, yet for some reason, this fiendish place is kind to my form, and I have yet to fully dry out. I do not know what day it is. I think I know what time it is. I have not slept since in weeks. I wish I could die again. Die, and wake up anywhere but here.

I'd love a popsicle right about now. Lime was my favorite flavor.