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#Gaius Marius my beloved

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yes he had those conspirators executed without trial but his boobs were bouncing while he did it!!!

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such a travesty those senators did not fuck nasty in the senate

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ADDING THIS TO MY VOCABULARY

#not even Cicero could describe my Agonies…… #<- prev #yeah

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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

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incredible phrasing, fascinating subtextual implications happening here

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They're talking about horse riding

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mark antony voice how does a balding lying son of a pleb and an eques

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Sulla voice my pussy tastes like Pepsi posca

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Giving Socrates a weighted blanket (Alcibiades)

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tribunepilled vetomaxxer

#she veto on my tribune til I am killed by the senate

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lana del rey was actually invented in 88 bce when lucius licinius lucullus hallucinated every lyric in order while he marched on rome with sulla. admittedly the lines about his pussy tasting like pepsi cola were somewhat lost on him due to it not being invented yet but he understood the idea perfectly

#unsure what this means but I support it #.... #just like Lucullus did.... #op truly profound

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wait .. sulla and lucullus were both called lucius...

sorry for this part of the post) if they fucked what name would they moan .....

#throwback to one of my first posts on this blog asking the important question: if two guys with the same praenomen fucked #does it count as incest #<- prev..... #why would you say this #truly tumblr.edu changing the game

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and remember everyone: roman senator rpf yaoi is the only way to get into heaven

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yes he had those conspirators executed without trial but his boobs were bouncing while he did it!!!

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I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically

#Sulla - Marius - Rutilius Rufus #but watch out