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Episodes 24-26 of Malevolent are just like, "Hi, I'm Arthur Lester! Welcome to my nervous breakdown to cheerfully arranging a dinner and dancing date with the eldritch entity in my head speedrun!"

#malevolent

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I come bearing a WIP and I am handing it to the masses on a porcelain plate I found in 20th century Arkham

*reaches into back pocket* oh also this Jarthur doodle

#malevolent

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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nobody told me research would involve so many goddamn emails

#IVE BEEN SENDING EMAILS ALL DAY #release me from this hell #im joking im actually having fun #and i get to listen to my silly little podcasts while i wait for responses #i feel so productive holy shit #ALSO I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY #I GOT A RESEARCHER ACCOUNT AT OUR UNI'S RESEARCH PANEL #i know its like a simple thing that most students eventually get for their masters but still #hehe. this little ball of autism is a researcher #niki.rambles

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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

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cmoooon get to the horrors already

#started with season 3 #it is a bold choice to ask me to care about a whole bunch of random characters #especially after that man on the phone said they found one??? from the original team?? #i thought the documentarist would be going on the expedition now but oh well #i guess this is somewhat connected to them through the professors and shit #also i keep trying to understand all the spanish that isnt translated and its sorta exhausting #i miss rosa :< #but anyway. as i was saying it is a bold choice to sort of. go back to that slow pacing #of the start of an expedition where nothing really happens yet and theyre just setting up the scene #not criticising just. pondering #i want that scary black skinny thing with long hands to appear again #the white vault

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I struggle with horror movies because I’m kinda squeamish and easily scared, but horror in non-visual media (books, podcasts) is great because if anything gets too gruesome I just go, “Welp. Not imagining that.” and move on.

#!!!!! SAME #although i do Try to imagine things and get in the mood #but the moment things get spooky i just turn my brain off

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well now. isnt this. ironic

ok calling it now, jonas will be first to die

#the white vault #s2 ep9 #WHY did i get attached to these characters ;_; #also this podcast is fucking scary for real wtf #i fucking love cave horrors #niki.rambles

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one thing about horror podcasts is there will be canned peaches

#look. two times could have been a coincidence #but three?? #tma #malevolent #the white vault

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Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy

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[ID: A tumblr post by queensparklekitten reading: ""oh no we're all doomed by the narrative" maybe you are. i'm the narrative's favourite." It's followed with a reblog by the same person, reading: "update: turns out this is not a good thing for me". End ID]

arthur lester

#malevolent #real

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how do people come up with titles?

why can't we just number fics like classical composers did with their stuff?

"tentacle porn No. 8 in [fandom], [pairing], op. 57"

that would solve so many problems

#i need to write a fic like that #maybe not tentacle porn #although? theres a first time for everything and malevolent fits right in asdkjfkj

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If Malevolent is terrifying for you, imagine how elephants feel…

#VDHIECOHECHOVRJOVDJOD #malevolent #took me a second

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"the 'power of love' trope is such an overused and cliche gimmick" i do not care i will love it always and forever. love prevails and explodes the enemy

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I was making fake screenshots of the first episode of season 4! I might finish them, I might not.

I think this is my best painting to date!

#malevolent #THATS SO COOL

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nehehehe… you can’t call me a “lich” anymore. now it’s “supernaturally-animated unalive person.” because of woke. i am the woke wizard