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the most important part of every mission is a quick yaoi break

#oh HELL YEAH #THIS #THIS IS THE SPIES CONTENT WE NEED #toxic yaoi <333 #spies are forever

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

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everything in moderation. except garlic

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Honestly with that makeup, manifesting villain kim pls 🙏🙏

#haven’t seen the makeup yet but I’m always manifesting villain Kim she’d slay so hard

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the creators struggle of "yes I absolutely made this for myself and I should absolutely appreciate that I made this thing that turned out amazing and be proud of it on that merit alone" vs "man it'd be cool if everyone liked this thing I made as much as I do"

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GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM

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I never really thought about this much until talking to my European roommate who said he doesn't have a middle name.

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tomorrow they will wrap up this boopfest and the function will be taken away and put to rest. but tonight the dash is vibrant, the completionists are feverishly clicking, the mutuals are flirtatiously violent, and as you look at your notifications, the activity feed is twice as unusable as usual.

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duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

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ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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Has anybody else noticed that it seems that nobody tells children fairytales anymore? It seems that they only read them books or have them watch movies; oral storytelling appears to have vanished. Perhaps it’s just in my area, but it has quite literally been years since my friends, family, and I have met a child who has even referenced a fairytale character that didn’t appear in a Disney movie.

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reblog to give more people the chance for one last boop!

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They really put the "repetitive task for engagement" button in the adhd/autism website huh

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me