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fuck the ucl and fuck the UCL

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brutalist candy cane

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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BRO

#hmmmm #mutuals should i buy?

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#working two jobs is slowlyyyyy taking away my hit points #every time i clock in i lose half a hit point

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WHY DID THEY ANIMATE HER BREASTING SO BOOBILY

#birdie badonkadonks #falin touden #falin you will forever be famous <3 #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

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#this reminded me of you em!!

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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#the sillies #the goofies #one piece #their little feet awww

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Sorry, I don't make the rules: over-emphasis on religious celibacy is always going to make a man a little bit more desirable. Playing hard to get on an institutional scale.

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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

#speak your truth #make men hairy again #and women too #please more hairy women

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looks like I need to be explicit again: terfs and transphobes are not welcome here. this is a truly madly deeply enthusiastically pro-trans and especially pro-transfem blog. my femininity has 1000x more in common with trans women than it will ever have with any vision of womanhood that depends on medicalisation, body fascism and despair, and my masculinity is informed by the warmth, kindness and vulnerability of all the best cis men I've had the fortune to know. there is nothing interesting about your martyrdom or your misery. get over it and, until you do, get off my posts.