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the internet is out to get me i had to explain what i was watching to my mum bc of this image 😭😭

#mikes mic

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"they/them pussy" this "they/them pussy" that. you couldn't handle they/them dick but nobody wants to talk about that

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not me telling a teacher in my school that i am intending on learning to draw furry stuff so i can make money during uni

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remembering that time i watched hereditary with friends and once it finished this happened

#i had seen hereditary many times bc it’s my favourite movie ever but it always gives me paranoia #i will probably post abt this movie a lot more #hereditary #ari aster

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i have only ever seen this haircut on one person yet it has singlehandedly been put at the top of my personalised version of manslows hierarchy of needs.

I have a mullet at the moment but it’s a joe exotic one and i’m cutting it off into a straight boy haircut for the summer so once i’m at uni i’m gonna have to give myself this style.

#mullet #dorian electra #hyperpop #i hate the genre name but i will use it in tags nonetheless because i want clout

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Me, watching a disturbing movie:

Me wondering how tf they did those practical effects two seconds later:

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midwest emo kids be like let me sit on a bench in a local park and listen to some jazz exposure and get lit but only in my mind bc i kin emotionless manic pixie dream people who have been broken by the protagonist of the movie

#emo #shitpost

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would y’all be mad at me if i posted more ?

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i have just spent 3 hours looking for this post it’s literally my favourite thing ever

literally nothing I say could be funnier than reality itself (in all honesty it’s pbly not gonna be named greed land but the fact that it’s an OPTION-)

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i hate this so much, italy is cancelled from eurovision now 😭😭😭

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mosh pit at a dorian electra show but all the dudes just start making out

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ik you would wanna fuck them but that would defeat the point OP /j

normalise blaming waterparks stans for things they haven’t done.

fuck waterparks stans for having a sex life.

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Dorian Electra is going to superhell for their crime of promoting the gay agenda

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she was a prophet that no one was willing to listen to

rebecca black was right. gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

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Can't believe all it took for GCSE English kids this year to all collectively get really high grades was to have the June examination question be "explain how Shakespeare presents Lady Macbeth as a milf" smdh

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Y. YEAH DAREDEVIL IS BLIND. THAT'S HIS WHOLE THING.

Why Does He Echolocate Tho??? when i was blind all i got was a stick.