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.i have literally done nothing here, but please follow me. its 7:30 in the morning lmao i am kinda tired. 

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.i have literally done nothing here, but please follow me. its 7:30 in the morning lmao i am kinda tired. 

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.i have literally done nothing here, but please follow me. its 7:30 in the morning lmao i am kinda tired. 

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.i have literally done nothing here, but please follow me. its 7:30 in the morning lmao i am kinda tired. 

#ooc ; out of envy

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to clarify why: i do wanna do like most of my starters but i wanna fix my muse list and there’s SO many tags I don’t plan on using anymore and like I think I might combine one of my sideblogs into my main??? Like please i’m begging i dont wanna restart for nothing ya know

okay y’all be real with me. should i like remake?? would any of y’all follow me??

#ooc ; out of envy

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okay y’all be real with me. should i like remake?? would any of y’all follow me??

#ooc ; out of envy

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i think it’s safe to say its been longer for 10 days now.

sup bros im not dead ! whats up

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posts and then vanishes for 10 days 

sup bros im not dead ! whats up

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                 my favorite murder → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Don’t get murdered. ❞

❝ Toxic masculinity ruins the party again! ❞

❝ Pepper spray first, apologize later. ❞

❝ Get a job, buy your own shit. ❞

❝ Stay out of the forest. ❞

❝ You’re in a cult, call your dad. ❞

❝ Fuck politeness. ❞

❝ Lock your fucking door.  ❞

❝ Why does anyone have a diary?! Stop it, you stupid idiot, and go to a therapist! ❞

❝ Some of us just want to jump into the pool of terror. ❞

❝ Who wants to be a _____? Don’t you know about cooking and hanging out at home?❞

❝ He is a fucking salty bitch. There’s definitely a shank in his bag. ❞

❝ He was a slick, slightly British accented motherfucker.  ❞

❝ What a great opportunity for bad decisions. ❞

❝ Groundbreaking revelation: Hamilton is good. ❞

❝ Girls like True Crime and Zac Efron. ❞

❝ I’m the most jewish non-jew that’s ever lived. ❞

❝ I once ate watermelon rind to make myself throw up so I didn’t have to go to hebrew school. ❞

❝ I don’t know Dad, because I’m busy going to therapy to get over…you? ❞

❝ He is… perfection. There’s something like Disneyesque about the scale of the size of his eyes to the rest of his face. ❞

❝ Here’s the thing, fuck everyone. ❞

❝ Good thing I don’t give a shit about dick. ❞

❝ That old, blind bitch. ❞

❝ This isn’t a positive cult. This isn’t like sephora. ❞

❝ You don’t have to be perfect. Just fucking do things. ❞

❝ Sweet baby angel. ❞

❝ I hope we never get stabbed. ❞

❝ Look, meth is bad. ❞

❝ Speak for yourself. Question authority. ❞

❝ All of life is about fixing what you fucked up. ❞

❝ I’m going to be drunk in the den, so do what you will. ❞

❝ Consider me always wrong. ❞

❝ Let’s use our power of anxiety for good. ❞

❝ There’s always got to be an asshole to ruin things. ❞

❝ This is terrible. Keep going. ❞

❝ Uber is just organized hitchhiking. ❞

❝ Don’t worry, it gets worse. ❞

❝ Let’s sit crooked and talk straight. ❞

❝ Two things organ music is good for: ice-skating and mass-murdering. ❞

❝ This is a fucking shitshow. ❞

❝ It’s about to get really not that great. ❞

❝ Symbolic as fuck. ❞

❝ Fancy husbands are just fucking running amok. ❞

❝ Flaws are what makes you gorgeous. ❞

❝ My therapist was right about you. ❞

❝ Want a cookie? ❞

❝ It’s really hard to strangle someone, so maybe don’t do it. ❞

❝ Please live your life like you’re going to be reenacted in 30 years. ❞

❝ Anytime you need stitches because of your fucking husband, it’s time to get out of there. ❞

❝ Arm yourself with knowledge, but don’t let it overwhelm you. ❞

❝ Don’t go off your meds. ❞ 

❝ Anybody can get sodomy. ❞

❝ You might have good penmanship and all, but you’re still a criminal. ❞

❝ I’m a very highly functioning mess. ❞

❝ If you’re going to do something, don’t half-ass it. ❞

❝ We all have feral days. ❞

❝ That’s nice, you fucking cunt. ❞

❝ He looked like an obscene phone call. ❞

❝ I was raised to sass at defcon 5. ❞

❝ Sweet honesty. ❞

❝ Honestly? In a hundred years? Nobody’s gonna remember this. So relax a little bit. ❞

❝ ON point. She could not be more on point. The most on pointiest point…person. ❞

❝ If you don’t suspect something in your neighborhood, it’s gonna fucking happen. Start suspecting. ❞

❝ Pretty sure the Cold War didn’t have a front. ❞

❝ Namaste the fuck away from me. ❞

❝ What the fucking fuck? ❞

❝ Unless you’re a ghost baseball player you don’t need to be in that field. ❞

❝ Don’t take shit to your grave.  You’re being a selfish dick.  ❞

❝ If someone’s a real hard ass, they’re the biggest softie…we’re like a prickly pear with a gooey center. ❞

❝ Maybe I wouldn’t have gotten into crime if someone had just offered me an icy cold Diet Pepsi. ❞

❝ It’s called the Not Today Motherfucker Special, and I serve it up for free. ❞

❝ What if you just put four pairs of underwear on at once and every day you took off another one? ❞ 

#something to start us off ; meme

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sup bros im not dead ! whats up

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me: *does one reply*

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First, you must learn. Can you teach me how to make the Khal…happy? Yes. Will it take three years? No.

#visage ; evelynn

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❧    𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐄𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇: 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏, 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎? 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

BAD GUY

❛ think you’re so criminal. ❜

❛ my soul? So cynical. ❜

❛ so you’re a tough guy. ❜

❛ I’m the bad guy. duh. ❜

❛ I like it when you take control. ❜

❛ I’ll be your animal. ❜

❛ my mommy likes to sing along with me. ❜

❛ she’ll pity the men I know. ❜

❛ I’m only good at bein’ bad. ❜

❛ I like when you get mad. ❜

❛ I guess I’m pretty glad that you’re alone. ❜

❛ you said she’s scared of me? ❜

XANNY

❛ what is it about them? ❜

❛ I must be missing something. ❜

❛ I don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❜

❛ they’re late to every party. ❜

❛ nobody’s ever sorry. ❜

❛ please don’t try to kiss me on the sidewalk. ❜

❛ I can’t afford to love someone. ❜

YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN

❛ wait till the world is mine. ❜

❛ you should see me in a crown. ❜

❛ I’m gonna run this nothing town. ❜

❛ watch me make ‘em bow. ❜

❛ your silence is my favorite sound. ❜

❛ I like the way they all scream. ❜

❛ come over baby. ❜

❛ I think you’re pretty. ❜

❛ I’m okay. ❜

❛ I’m not your baby. ❜

ALL GOOD GIRLS GO TO HELL

❛ can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❜

❛ got friends but can’t invite them. ❜

❛ my turn to ignore ya. ❜

❛ don’t say I didn’t warn ya. ❜

❛ all the good girls go to hell. ❜

❛ ‘cause even God herself has enemies. ❜

❛ she’ll want the devil on her team. ❜

❛ look at you needing me. ❜

❛ peter should know better. ❜

❛ your cover up is caving in. ❜

❛ why are we saving him? ❜

❛ begging for our help, wow! ❜

❛ There’s nothing left to save now. ❜

WISH YOU WERE GAY

❛ baby, I don’t feel so good. ❜

❛ I’ll never let you go. ❜

❛ four days has never felt so long. ❜

❛ I just wanna make you feel okay. ❜

❛ but all you do is look the other way. ❜

❛ I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay. ❜

❛ I just kinda wish you were gay. ❜

❛ Is there a reason we’re not through? ❜

❛ how am I supposed to make you feel okay? ❜

❛ don’t say I’m not your type. ❜

❛ I’m so selfish. ❜

WHEN THE PARTY’S OVER

❛ don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜

❛ but nothing ever stops you leaving. ❜

❛ I could lie, say I like it like that. ❜

❛ don’t you know too much already? ❜

❛ I’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❜

❛ call me friend, but keep me closer. ❜

❛ I’ll call you when the party’s over. ❜

❛ let’s just let it go. ❜

❛ let me let you go. ❜

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❛ wait a minute, let me finish. ❜

❛ I know you don’t care, but can you listen? ❜

❛ I never really know how to please you. ❜

❛ I guess I’m gonna go. ❜

❛ I just never know how you feel. ❜

❛ do you even feel anything? ❜

❛ don’t treat me badly. ❜

❛ I know you’re not sorry. ❜

MY STRANGE ADDICTION

❛ don’t ask questions, you don’t wanna know. ❜

❛ learned my lesson way too long ago. ❜

❛ one of us is gonna lose. ❜

❛ you are my strange addiction. ❜

❛ put your lips on my skin and you might ignite it. ❜

❛ can’t you tell I’m wired? ❜

❛ tell me nothing lasts, like I don’t know. ❜

BURY A FRIEND

❛ what do you want from me? ❜

❛ why don’t you run from me? ❜

❛ what are you wondering? ❜

❛ what do you know? ❜

❛ why aren’t you scared of me? ❜

❛ why do you care for me? ❜

❛ when we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❜

❛ say it, spit it out. ❜

❛ what is it exactly? ❜

❛ am I satisfactory? ❜

❛ I wanna end me. ❜

❛ I’ll meet you in the park. ❜

❛ it’s probably somethin’ that shouldn’t be said out loud. ❜

❛ honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜

❛ the debt I owe, gotta sell my soul. ❜

ILOMILO

❛ told you not to worry. ❜

❛ honey, what’s your hurry? ❜

❛ remember not to get too close to stars. ❜

❛ where did you go? ❜

❛ I can’t lose another life. ❜

❛ hurry, I’m worried. ❜

❛ I tried not to upset you. ❜

❛ I just wanted to protect you. ❜

❛ I don’t care if it’s a lie. ❜

LISTEN BEFORE I GO

❛ take me to the rooftop. ❜

❛ I wanna see the world when I stop breathing. ❜

❛ better hurry ‘cause I’m leavin’ soon. ❜

❛ sorry can’t save me now. ❜

❛ sorry I don’t know how. ❜

❛ I’m not okay, I feel so scattered. ❜

❛ don’t say I’m all that matters. ❜

❛ call my friends and tell them that I love them. ❜

❛ but I’m not sorry. ❜

I LOVE YOU

❛ it’s not true, tell me I’ve been lied to. ❜

❛ what the hell did I do? ❜

❛ nothing has to change today.   ❜

❛ you didn’t mean to say I love you. ❜

❛ I wish we never learned to fly. ❜

❛ didn’t mean to make you cry. ❜

❛ I can’t escape the way I love you. ❜

#something to start us off ; meme

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Brooke rejecting Montana or Brooke not wanting Montana to get hurt because of her?

#sobs gently #visage ; montana #i lov them sm

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trying to get your muse to come out so you can work through your drafts

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Partner:      Will you ship with m-

Me: 

    YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!!