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I’ve updated my rules page!! There are some new rules and also it’s now just one doc for all my blogs. Please check it out!

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MORE RANDOM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED STARTERS.  strong language & dark themes present. change names/pronouns as required.

“ we’re gonna see a thousands ghosts tonight. ”

“ maybe there was something else going on with him. ”

“ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something. ”

“ that’s what happened to those people in france. ”

“ you gotta be fond of wind. ”

“ you gotta love squeaky shoes. ”

“ down to the vaults we go. ”

“ it’s definitely something. ”

“ we have different ideas of things that are definitely something. ”

“ not even a little bit of concern on his face. ”

“ you’re an idiot. ”

“ i did get spiderwebs in my hair. ”

“ you look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair. ”

“ you just tasted history. ”

“ i can’t see the top of my head. ”

“ no one can see the top of your head except god. ”

“ the fancy boy stairs. ”

“ we’re fancy boys. ”

“ a couple of american schmucks. ”

“ we’re both dipshits. ” 

“ i’m one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth and i made it up your staircase. ”

“ and he’s even dumber than me. ”

“ yes, i’m dumber than him. ”

“ you son of a bitch. ”

“ it’s a weird one. ”

“ i’m jim on the office and i believe in ghosts. ”

“ that’s a — that’s what heads are. ”

“ we call ourselves hole butts. ”

“ all hail the obelisk. ”

“ this sounds like a nightmare. ”

“ a hundred years before now two royal jackasses sat in this spot, and uh carelessly talked about history. ”

“ you look like you have the biggest i have ever seen. ”

“ this is like a thimble on an apple. ”

“ who chopped a nun’s head off? ”

“ it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. ”

“ they really knew how to make spooky doors back then. ”

“ so you’ve resorted to orbs now? ”

“ enjoy that juicy orb. ”

“ i’m gonna enjoy this juicy orb. ”

“ you’ve got orbs in your brain! ”

“ if you’re in here matthew you can go fuck yourself. ”

“ you’ll be happy to know that the boys are gone. ”

“ colchester castle has been conquered by the ghouligans. ”

“ that’s us. we’re the ghouligans. ”

“ i’m into that. ”

“ you’re off the team. ”

“ i am the team. ”

#memes #why not

[erabenai]

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

#memes #i feel like i reblog this one a lot but i like it

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“Sometimes, enemies and allies the Shinsengumi says that “Okita is hard to deal with because she recklessly slays people”. I just follow orders. If they tell me to kill, I kill. If they tell me don’t kill, I don’t kill. Do you think I recklessly slay people, Yasu-san?”

“Do I think so? Of course not! You’re diligent and loyal, and you do your very best every time, right? Don’t worry... Just because you might be hard to handle doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing. Trust me!”

#ic:yasusada #AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #pls he's so proud when saying that last part #like YES we are SIMILAR ; u; #okixxts

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Ship With Me?

Send me a 💓 if you’ve thought about shipping with me. Send 💓 + a pair of muses if you want to get specific.

#any ship any kind of ship !! #memes #this was in my drafts lol oops

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okitalite‌:

He wants to press. But why. Why would it be bad? Because this new master deemed it so? Well, this new ‘master’ was just a person. They were no Okita Souji. But, for the time being, perhaps he can adjust. What was a chances of him having to face that trauma head on anyway. 

He could see, other Yasu was struggling with the same thoughts. 

“Alright. Understood.” he gives a brief nod. “What happens now, then?”

Yasusada knows the other isn’t fully convinced. It worries him, not only for the other’s potential mistakes, but because he only knows for sure because he still has doubts, mostly in himself. And if he has doubts, this Yasusada has doubts, he’s sure.

But, he’ll have to trust him, and so will everyone else. That’s something, right?

“Good.” Yasusada continues walking again, relaxing a bit more. “When the master learns of the History Retrograde Army’s presence somewhere in history, they’ll call a team of us together--usually about six sword warriors-- and the team will be sent back in time to battle them and prevent them from interrupting and changing history. Hopefully you’ll be called soon so you can see your first battle!”

#ic:yasusada #okitalite

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okitalite‌:

So it’s explained more in depth. In way he understands. The other Yasusada reaches out and places a hand on arm, a touch he looks at. The sensation of physical touch, now that anger wasn’t clouding his mind, was an amazing one.. but it’s followed by other things. By an order. almost. 

“What? Why not?” If he, had the option to change the course his history for his master. To spare him a death of wasting away. To Fix the problems, the things he found wrong he would be foolish not to take that chance, right? “Imagine the good we could go for him! Imagine… Kiyomitsu coming back from Ikedaya, all that spared heartache” 

Yasusada looks at the ground and lets out a sigh as his hand drops. “Because,” he replies, his tone conveying that he shares the sentiment as his double beside him. “Our job is to protect history as it really happened. If... If we go back and do something--anything-- to change the course of history, we’re no better than the enemy, no matter our motivations.” He swallows thickly before clenching his fists and steeling himself again with a huff of air from his nose. “I know. I know. Trust me, it’s... it’s come really close to tempting me. But... We just ...can’t. It wouldn’t be right.”

#ic:yasusada #okitalite

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frostmaiden replied to your post “Can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeeease…?”

big thonk emoji

“I promise I’ll take good care of him! Who better to show him around and keep him out of trouble than me?”

#frostmaiden #ic:yasusad #a #ic:yasusada #sjdkflskdf #im sorry he's not a dog but

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okitalite‌:

“Spar.” he had seen sparring before, been used to spar, even, in more dangerous spars. He would love to participate in spars, but it doesn’t seem like a good thing right now (and, they had probably already done this, in a sense).

“Yeah. It’ll be nice to spar with someone who know’s the style.” he seems a little less tense now. “There was something about protecting history?”

Yasusada’s not really sure of the effectiveness of the two of them sparring against each other-- but he was pretty sure it couldn’t hurt? Surely training with someone whose moves you could predict but who also could predict yours could have some benefit, right? If anything, it would be fun...

“Oh!” Leading his double along away from the training hall, Yasusada nods. “Yes, that’s our main mission. See, the History Retrograde Army is out there, showing up at various points and events in history, and trying to change the timeline! So, we have to go back in time and defeat them wherever and whenever they show up. But--...” He stops, and places his hand on the other’s upper arm, knowing that, again, if he was anything like himself, he’d need to make this abundantly clear. He still does, even by himself. Maybe the two of them could keep each other grounded? Maybe...

“We can’t change history either. No matter how much we want to. Just remember that...”

#ic:yasusada #okitalite #shhh.... #nobody saw that

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“Can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeeease...?”

#ic:yasusada #where's that pleading emoji #dash comm

[erabenai]

Song : Double Trouble

Artist : TVXQ!

Album : TVXQ! The 7th Album ‘TENSE’

#sounds:yasusada #thats yasusada #this song isn't actually relevant #but it plays in my head when i'm writing yasuada x 2 lol

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okitalite‌:

It takes him longer to put away his weapon. A few moments after the clone put his away does the sword return to his hip. His double steps closer and Yasusada moves to take another step back. He seemed excited about this. And he is lost. 

“Only doubles here?” so this was normal. Gosh. “Than maybe you can help me get used to.. whatever this is.” he makes a sweeping motion to the citadel. 

At the mention of helping his counterpart get accustomed to the citadel, the last of Yasusada’s initial hostility is gone. “This place is great! If you’re really like me, you’ll love it here too.” His hand reaches out to clutch the other Yasusada’s haori and he starts to pull him along, heading first toward the training hall as it was closest. “This is where we train! We spar a lot in our downtime anyway, but a lot of times our master will assign us a partner or group to train with specifically. Hey, maybe we should spar here too? Maybe it could be a good way to keep us sharp...”

#ic:yasusada #okitalite

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okitalite‌:

His movement of disarmament is mirrored and for a moment Yasusada thinks he’s seeing things. Maybe this whole thing was a fever dream. But it’s not. There is another version of him standing in his wake. Mirrored his movement without thought. 

Yasu then mirrors his clone again by taking a large step back, looking him over top to bottom again. 

“Yeah. I do.” it was a lot to wrap his head around. Manifesting. The Mission. The concept. Now another version of him. “But how?”

Yasusada sheathes his sword once the other steps back, and puts a finger to his chin in thought. “I’m not sure...  I don’t really know how it works, but I have heard of this kind of thing before, but never in this citadel.” Suddenly his relatively grim expression flips and a grin creeps across his face. “You know what that means?” He steps closer to his double, excited. “We’re the first! Here, at least! Nobody else here has a duplicate, or a twin, or ... or a ... I don’t know, but we’re the only ones here!”

#ic:yasusada #okitalite

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okitalite‌:

So this clone had his tenacity it seems. with an oncoming attack Yasusada takes stance. He has no choice but to play defense and raise his own blade to block his clones. 

However the gears are starting the turn. Blocking that was too was, almost like he know the fighting style… like he used it. 

No matter, he’s going to use his stance with swords locked to try and disarm this guy. 

Yasusada’s eyebrows knit together in more than just effort and determination as their blades are locked. There’s too much familiarity here, even in this minutely short time since they both drew their blades. 

While he’s pretty confident in his own abilities, he’s not this good at intuiting someone else’s moves, not on this kind of level. He decides to try again, maybe going to get the clone to drop his weapon--if he could do that, there’d be no question who was superior, right?

However, it seems Yama-two-nokami is thinking the same thing, and both of their swords are knocked to either side, as if their moves were mirroring each other. 

He takes a step back, just a tad bit weirded out in all of this. “You’re... Uh, you feel it too?”

#ic:yasusada #okitalite #*spiderman meme*

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okitalite‌:

This was irritating! His punch didn’t drop the guy and the next moment he’s being pushed and now he’s fallen on his ass in the dusty pathways of this garden. Yasusada quickly moves to draw the sword at his hip (which is… also him? Three Yamatonokami Yasusadas?) and points it at the clone, ready to pounce. 

“Well there is only going to be one of us soon enough!” he growls, a fire of rage igniting in his eyes. 

Of course he hadn’t intended to completely beat him with that shove, but he’s a little disappointed he’s not down for longer (though... some part of him thinks it might also reflect well on himself? He’s just not sure). It takes no time at all for him to draw his own sword, though-- the fourth Yamatonokami Yasusada to take part in this spat-- and ready himself, his own glare burning right back at him.

“Yeah, and it’s gonna be me!”

 And with that, he runs at him, ready to attack.

#ic:yasusada #okitalite #ITS GONNA BE MAY

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okitalite‌:

This was escalating, and well, if this person really was HIM it was no question as to why it escalating like it was. However it seems Yasusada was in the lead right now, atleast with him pulling the other downward seemed to suggest that. It didn’t last long though.

“pff! Just shut up!” he was getting angry. Insult him? Okay, whatever. But his master? Hands on his shoulders cause him to stumble and he has to take a moment to regain balance. Yknow, enough to throw a right hook right at the copy’s jaw. 

“No, you shut up!” It’s not a good retort, but Yasusada has never been great at the whole ‘sharp wit’ thing-- that’s more of a Kashuu trait that he never quite got-- especially when the target was more or less himself. It was too weird, but at the same time, he wondered what it might be like to fight himself--

Well, it looked like he was really about to find out, if not in the way he expected. He nearly lost his grip on his counterpart’s shoulders at the impact, but managed to hold on despite having to pause, reeling, for a few moments. “Ugh, I’m gonna get you for that!” he yells, giving the shoulders a hard shove to knock him to the ground. 

#ic:yasusada #okitalite #i'm fdjskfdl i can't #THEYRE SO. DUMB I LOVE THEM