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Erotic Grope Fest 2024 Fest Works Masterpost

Huge thanks to everyone who followed, hyped up, and most especially, participated in the fest! This year's EGF might be over, but the spirit of the erotic gropefest is always with us. And so are all of these fantastic fanworks!

Fics

The Tale of a Magic-Sucking Hoover and a Rat-Drinking Monster by emeryhall

The stars above reflect our love by AroaceGenderfluidSheep

The Nose Knows What It Wants by skeedelvee

Keep the Skate On by you_remind_me_of_the_babe

The Art of Letting Go by artsyunderstudy

Shoop (Like a lollipop should be licked) by YouAreNeverTooOld

Splendid Morons by NobleCorgi

All of the King's Horses by shushu_yaoi_lj

When You Hold Me Tight by cutekilla

The Naked Truth by nightimedreamer

Kill 'Em With Kindness by monbons

Cupid's Shield by Aristocratic_Otter

Direct Engagement of Restriction by facewithoutheart

Is it the romanticore venom in your blood (or are you just happy to see me)? by ManicPixieDreamDemon

Art

A Gift for Baz by @excalisbury

Simon and Baz by @ic3-que3n

Illustration from the fic "The Art of Letting Go" by @artsyunderstudy

Illustration from the fic "Splendid Morons" by @alexalexinii

Baz's Birthday Present | EGF 2024 by arthur_kko

Baz by @palimpsessed

Moodboard for the fic "The Nose Knows What it Wants" by @skeedelvee

Simon and Baz by @black-polart

Simon and Baz by @iamamythologicalcreature

Illustration from the fic "Direct Engagement of Restriction" by @alexalexinii

See you next year!

#egf2024 #egf fic #egf art #snowbaz

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Erotic Grope Fest 2024 Fest Works Masterpost

Huge thanks to everyone who followed, hyped up, and most especially, participated in the fest! This year's EGF might be over, but the spirit of the erotic gropefest is always with us. And so are all of these fantastic fanworks!

Fics

The Tale of a Magic-Sucking Hoover and a Rat-Drinking Monster by emeryhall

The stars above reflect our love by AroaceGenderfluidSheep

The Nose Knows What It Wants by skeedelvee

Keep the Skate On by you_remind_me_of_the_babe

The Art of Letting Go by artsyunderstudy

Shoop (Like a lollipop should be licked) by YouAreNeverTooOld

Splendid Morons by NobleCorgi

All of the King's Horses by shushu_yaoi_lj

When You Hold Me Tight by cutekilla

The Naked Truth by nightimedreamer

Kill 'Em With Kindness by monbons

Cupid's Shield by Aristocratic_Otter

Direct Engagement of Restriction by facewithoutheart

Is it the romanticore venom in your blood (or are you just happy to see me)? by ManicPixieDreamDemon

Art

A Gift for Baz by @excalisbury

Simon and Baz by @ic3-que3n

Illustration from the fic "The Art of Letting Go" by @artsyunderstudy

Illustration from the fic "Splendid Morons" by @alexalexinii

Baz's Birthday Present | EGF 2024 by arthur_kko

Baz by @palimpsessed

Moodboard for the fic "The Nose Knows What it Wants" by @skeedelvee

Simon and Baz by @black-polart

Simon and Baz by @iamamythologicalcreature

Illustration from the fic "Direct Engagement of Restriction" by @alexalexinii

See you next year!

#egf2024 #egf fic #egf art #masterpost

[erotic-grope-fest]

Erotic Grope Fest 2024 Fest Works Masterpost

Huge thanks to everyone who followed, hyped up, and most especially, participated in the fest! This year's EGF might be over, but the spirit of the erotic gropefest is always with us. And so are all of these fantastic fanworks!

Fics

The Tale of a Magic-Sucking Hoover and a Rat-Drinking Monster by emeryhall

The stars above reflect our love by AroaceGenderfluidSheep

The Nose Knows What It Wants by skeedelvee

Keep the Skate On by you_remind_me_of_the_babe

The Art of Letting Go by artsyunderstudy

Shoop (Like a lollipop should be licked) by YouAreNeverTooOld

Splendid Morons by NobleCorgi

All of the King's Horses by shushu_yaoi_lj

When You Hold Me Tight by cutekilla

The Naked Truth by nightimedreamer

Kill 'Em With Kindness by monbons

Cupid's Shield by Aristocratic_Otter

Direct Engagement of Restriction by facewithoutheart

Is it the romanticore venom in your blood (or are you just happy to see me)? by ManicPixieDreamDemon

Art

A Gift for Baz by @excalisbury

Simon and Baz by @ic3-que3n

Illustration from the fic "The Art of Letting Go" by @artsyunderstudy

Illustration from the fic "Splendid Morons" by @alexalexinii

Baz's Birthday Present | EGF 2024 by arthur_kko

Baz by @palimpsessed

Moodboard for the fic "The Nose Knows What it Wants" by @skeedelvee

Simon and Baz by @black-polart

Simon and Baz by @iamamythologicalcreature

Illustration from the fic "Direct Engagement of Restriction" by @alexalexinii

See you next year!

#egf2024 #egf fic #egf art #masterpost

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Hey! I also did another artwork for @erotic-grope-fest for @facewithoutheart 's brilliant entry!!! (This post is a tad late though, woops)

All I'm gonna say is that a Legally Blonde au was something I couldn't resist saying no to. But you guys have to read the fic to find out exactly what I'm talking about 👀

#efg2024 #fest entry #egf art

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Happy Birthday, Baz! (Bit Belated, but it's the hot that counts, right?)

Baz understands that sometimes, 'tis better to give than to receive. (Though I imagine Simon will bestow some gifts of his own before the evening is out.)

PREVIEW:

FULL NSFW IMAGE BELOW THE CUT (no frontal, but there's a Baz butt in there):

Did I forget to mention that this is also a belated contribution to the heroic efforts of @erotic-grope-fest? A noble pursuit to give Baz what he wants, what he really really wants. XD Cheers!

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf art

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Sooooo late for Erotic Grope Fest AND Baz's birthday, but time is just a concept, right?

Simon needs new clothes and the vintage clothing shop Penny finds is perfect, except for the awfully rude thirsty hot professional clerk behind the counter. One shot, 3681 words.

I rated this M but it's a very mild M; I get paranoid about these things.

Thank you eternally to @facewithoutheart, @raenestee, and @mooncello for making this 100x better than it would have been without you. ❤️

@erotic-grope-fest I know it's late but I'm tagging you anyway.

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf fic

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I wasn't going to do anything for this year's @erotic-grope-fest, but c'mon, it's Baz' birthday, let's let the guy get some erotic fun, as a treat;)

This was sooo rushed and low effort, and I don't particularly like it, but, hey, it could've been worse.

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf art

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Kill 'Em With Kindness

I wrote a thing for @erotic-grope-fest that is mostly wholesome and just a little gropey.

Rated: T

Word Count: ~6k

Summary:

Simon’s been stalking me again, stuck to me like a shadow, but it’s felt decidedly different than fifth year. No glares. No smoky, rage-fueled magick. No accusations of plotting. Just thoughtful glances and kindness after kindness after...

I feel my breath turn sharp and ragged.

Is this it? Am I already dying?

Or: Baz is a puddle of sadness. Dev and Niall don’t seem to care. Simon can’t stand any of it. Shenanigans ensue.

Read it on AO3.

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf fic

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I wrote The Nose Knows What It Wants for this year’s @erotic-grope-fest ! I figured I’d try my hand at making a mood board for it. Happy Baz’s birthday, everybody!

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf moodboard

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Direct Engagement of Restriction

An @erotic-grope-fest production ❤️

[Explicit, 1/2 chapters posted, 12k and counting, Watford AU, Hallucinating in the Coffin, Multiple AUs, Getting Together]

While stuck in the coffin, Baz has a number of arousing hallucinations which bring him to a life-altering realization.

I know this isn’t my Simon, that I’m not his…that I’m not the Baz he knows. Except this is my fantasy. My chance to say what I’ve kept inside. I don’t know what’s happening, how we’re here, sharing…this. Whatever this is. But I’ll be damned if I waste an opportunity to have him, if only in my dreams.

Read Chapter 1 on ao3

Chapter 1 includes art by @alexalexinii (scroll down to nearly the end; it’s glorious)

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf fic

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Happy birthday, Basilton. Enjoy your @erotic-grope-fest.

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf art

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The Naked Truth

Written for the @erotic-grope-fest in collaboration with @rimeswithpurple (check out her post for the full art piece!)

Rating: Explicit

Status: 1/3 chapters

Summary:

After being hit by Simon's spell, Baz is forced to tell him a deep, raw truth about himself—The naked truth. If he doesn't, the spell will keep stripping him naked otherwise...

Relevant tags: Magical mishap, Huddling for warmth, Baz is naked the whole time, love confessions (and other confessions too), getting to know each other, First kiss, dry humping, spit as lube; more to be added.

Read it on AO3!

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf fic #egf art

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Hey! I did a little collab with @noblecorgi for @erotic-grope-fest, who brought my idea for floral lingerie-wearing-Baz to life!

If that sounds like something you're interested in reading please do so! Plus, you also get to see the full piece there also 👀

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf art #egf fic

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When You Hold Me Tight

Rating: Teen

Words: ~8.3K

Chapters: 1/1

Summary: When someone tampers with Simon’s wand and it leads to a spell gone wrong (or twelve), Baz learns that maybe sometimes it really is okay to cuddle in your underwear with your unconscious unrequited love.

Written for the 2024 @erotic-grope-fest!

Read it on AO3!

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf fic

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Snowbaz I Explicit I 4k I royalty AU, knights, mutual pining, praise kink, soft d/s dynamics, vampire biting, smutty smut because Baz needs his grope fest and so does Simon.

Summary: I remember the way he felt against my lips, that night when he set the woods on fire. I can still recall the way he tasted. The way I held him under the stars. The smell of smoke and the crackling sound of the fire behind us. The way nothing else mattered, only the feeling of Baz in my arms, of his mouth on mine. He shivers, and I snap out of my reverie. “It’s cold,” I say gruffly. “You take the bed.” “I’m not letting you sleep on the floor, Snow,” he replies, like he always does.

(Spoiler alert: THEY BOTH TAKE THE BED)

This is a super belated present for @thewholelemon who prompted me this approximately a million years ago. I was planning to do a drabble. Things got very out of hands. And then the grope fest happened. Things got even more out of hands. I can only apologise.

Huge thanks to the mod of the @erotic-grope-fest for running the fest again this year and for the most amazing promotional posts I've ever seen. Listen, I had no time to write for this fest year, but you managed to convince me that I had to.

A big thank you to my beta @youknowyoudid for being super speedy and for volunteering to help without even being in the CO fandom!

Additional thanks to @pato-roldnart and @bubble-gumhead for being the very best.

Read All of the king's horses on AO3.

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf fic

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My submission for @erotic-grope-fest 2024 with @alexalexinii!

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf fic #egf art

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It’s the most ferociously beautiful he’s ever been.

Illustration from The Art of Letting Go

Full image under the cut. (Not explicit but definitely NSFW.) @erotic-grope-fest

#egf2024 #fest entry #egf art