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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#i should have a queue tag i guess

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happy april 30th!

#Date Specific Reblog

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reblog for sample size !!

#Grey

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I woke up and apparently the moon was gonna hit the earth, but everyone was like, really chill about it.

I talked to my mom and she said: “Yeah, the moon will hit the earth in about three months, you still have time to say goodbye to the people who you care about.“ 

I was like “damn”, and then I said: “How do you guys knew before me?” And my mom said: “Its because we watch the news and you don´t.”

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[esoulix]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

#Oh ye

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I was on a Discord call with my buddy, and I said “BRB” and then I woke up. Words cannot describe the feeling I got when I realized what just happened.

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#6+ #My thighs break them pretty quickly so I need a solid rotation

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#Who else here suffers from back pain 👀

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#1 is 33.3 #2 is 33.4 #3 is 3.33 #Not 100% sure if the poll will allow it 🤔

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#Ominous cloak

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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Fish eye perspective of a cat eating

#video #KITTIES

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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

#i should have a queue tag i guess

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on