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Ella Shelton Mic’d up (full video here)

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oh-

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Pro-homosexual forces stay winning

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barzal has spilled christ’s blood on the ice and he will not see heaven

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(x, x)

#matty beniers #seattle kraken

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#seattle kraken #matty beniers

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papa bear 🐻♥️

#ethan bear #washington capitals #indigenous hockey #seattle thunderbirds alumni

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JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

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Breaking, breaking read all about it!!

Tried my hand at a vintage style to celebrate the winter classic!

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does anyone know if picking the puck up with your teeth and fucking pegging it is illegal. obviously you can't throw it but is it in the rules that you can't chew the bitch down the ice. i really think we should try it. might solve our powerplay issues

so obviously you can’t just pick the puck up with your hands and put it IN your mouth because that’s handling the puck. which means the biggest problem i see is that if you’re our beautiful baby boy and test subject jake guentzel, you’ve got to get belly-to-the-ice, get the puck in your mouth hands-free like you’re bobbing for apples, and then get back up and start legging it without getting your teeth whacked out by someone else’s stick. but i think if you can do that it’s sort of an airbud situation where there’s nothing in the rules that say you CAN’T do it, technically.

now, the problem is, there’s nothing in the rules about it NOW, but i can imagine it’d be a sort of situation where they would add a rule about it quite quickly and name it “the guentzel rule” or whoever actually pulled it off. so the thing we have to know about the pelican puck manoeuvre (patent pending) is that it is a move we can only do ONCE so we need to save it for a dire situation. overtime game seven kind of situation, you feel me? anyway mike sullivan won’t answer my emails

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a nice little dick trick on opening night

#brock boeser #vancouver canucks

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geriatric sidney crosby blocks shot with brittle old man bones while the world looks on in terror

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brock's reaction after scoring a hat-trick 🎩🎩🎩 oilers @ canucks | 10.11.23

#brock boeser #vancouver canucks

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first ⭐️ honours goes to number 6 following a big home opener W! oilers @ canucks | 10.11.23

#brock boeser #vancouver canucks

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quinn hughes is honoured as the canucks' 15th captain | oilers @ van | 10.11.23

#quinn hughes #vancouver canucks

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I love watching professional sports so I can feel the anxiety of a wounded antelope being chased by a lion while sitting on my couch for three hours

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sports teams are boyfriends