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"Whoever Reyna is, yeah, I'd think they would recognize the issue. We could've died there! Blunt force trauma is pretty serious," he said, nodding. "Gods, aren't you lucky? I can teach you my secrets to having endless friends. Oh, uh, by the way–I'm, like, not a hundred percent sure where I am other than not anywhere Greek. Is this Camp Jupiter?"

#c: Collin

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"It doesn't have to be secret, I guess." Evan shrugged, eyeing the cabin. If it was, in fact, going to lead to the exposure of the piss bitch that trapped them all here, it would be best to lay low, just in case the perpetrator was in there. "Let's go, then," he said, walking towards the cabin.

#c: dimi

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Evan took his arm hesitantly, trying to mask a giddy smile. "You bought me flowers, Jason, I'm already charmed," he said. It was hard for him to imagine Jason being rusty at it–he was attractive, that much was certain, and not shy. Either he wasn't shy or the invitation had been a tremendously well hidden leap of courage. Or he was lying, and not rusty at all. No. He didn't seem like the kind of person to lie without good reason.

"Wow, okay," he said, laughing brightly, "So you're not into 4th of July barbecue prep-chic, I see how it is. Noted." He rolled his eyes, but couldn't quit smiling. His face would hurt by the time they got to the restaurant if they kept this up, he thought, but that wasn't high enough incentive to force himself to calm down. "Oh, it's no problem! I had enough time to rehearse my lines, actually, it was great."

#c: Jason

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"Well, now we both know. Although, it wouldn't be bad for someone to put up some kind of police tape or something. Save a lot of labyrinth related pain," he said, shrugging. "Let's forget it. Labyrinth who? Where? Never heard of it. Nice to meet you too! Two minutes here and I'm, like, probably the most popular guy this side of the country." He smiled in efforts to show it was a joke.

#c: collin

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Annabeth: Last time I checked the gods weren't the ones offering money for us to be captured. And we can't just run over the government without making ourselves look like villains. Not to mention the moral problems with that.

Annabeth: Friends don't make friends blush like that, Ham.

Evan: They are the ones keeping me here, though. At least give us a choice, right? I wouldn't get caught.

Evan: Told you, allergies. And if Jason was blushing, it was a small kitchen. Probably got overheated.

#c: Annabeth's #texts

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"Really. If they make the cameras, it could be one of them that released the videos. We could be freed!" For a moment, maybe half a moment, Evan was excited. If by some miracle they found the rat... he refused to let himself get his hopes up. "Do we have a plan or is this more hope we don't get caught?"

#c: sink

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Annabeth: It's almost a demigod rite of passage it seems. But the real person to blame for this is whoever released the videos.

Annabeth: Well all I really did was ask what one Mister Evan "Hamm like the food but with an extra m" was doing at his apartment.

Evan: The person to blame is literal gods that let themselves get scared by a couple of videos. We could take the US government if we wanted.

Evan: Well, I don't know what he told you, but we were just hanging out. Like friends.

#c: Annabeth's #texts

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Annabeth: And what about you? Are you pissed at your mom?

Annabeth: Just things about me, actually.

Evan: Well, she's one of the people that let this all happen. And she talks to me once a year if I'm lucky. So yeah.

Evan: That points to weird questions. What did you ask?

#c: annabeth #texts

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Annabeth: So where's your dad now?

Annabeth: Mmmm, mostly he just tried to yell at me. That's an answer.

Evan: Nevada, probably pissed out of his mind at my mom.

Evan: We're getting somewhere. What exactly did he yell?

#c: annabeth #texts

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Annabeth: Not all of them. So were you trying to be independent? Or something else?

Annabeth: The better question would be to ask what did he say about you.

Evan: Just wanted some freedom, I guess. And it was close to my job, and my dad offered to pay. How could I decline?

Evan: Okay. That's true. So what did he say about me? An actual answer would be much appreciated.

#texts #c: annabeth

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Annabeth: Why did you move out?

Annabeth: Well how am I to know that's the question you wanted answered. Maybe you had changed your mind. Excuse me for being so kind as to clarify, Ham. 🍖🍖🍖

Evan: Typically adults with a job and money move out of their parents' house.

Evan: Let me make it clear for you, then. The question that I would like you to answer (like, now) is: What did you ask Jason about me? Either paraphrasing or exact quotes would be the best format. Specific enough?

#c: Annabeth #texts

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Annabeth: Nevada? You live there with your father or what?

Annabeth: Well I can't answer anything if you don't ask me anything. Though no promises either way.

Evan: I lived with him in high school, then I moved pretty close by.

Evan: Understandable, not like I've asked twice already or anything. What did you ask Jason about me?

#c: Annabeth #texts

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Annabeth: You wouldn't say that if you knew them like I do.

Annabeth: So where were you when you weren't at Camp?

Evan: I know them pretty well. Or one specifically. And he's pretty friendly.

Evan: Okay, after this I'm not answering anything until you tell me what you asked. I give an answer I get an answer. I was in Nevada, at home?

#c: Annabeth #texts

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Annabeth: Arachnids are nothing to be a fan of. End of story.

Annabeth: Oh, wouldn't you love to know? What I'm more interested in is how long you've been at Camp?

Evan: Wow okay. Spiders are pretty cool. Especially radioactive ones.

Evan: Yes, I would. I've been in New Athens since the Recall started, but before that I went to camp a few months when I was a kid. See? Answering questions is easy, give it a whirl.

#c: Annabeth #texts

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Annabeth: You still sound like such the patriot.

Annabeth: Oh I didn't know you were capable of sarcasm. What an exciting development.

Evan: A patriot and arachnid fan, you could say.

Evan: I bet you're jumping out of your seat with anticipation. Also jumping away from my question, what exactly did you ask him?

#c: Annabeth #texts

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Annabeth: More like I care about the wellbeing of one of my best friends sense.

Annabeth: Well the funniest thing happened. I asked Jason about you.

Evan: If it's not all going on in a red and blue suit it's not cool.

Evan: That is the funniest thing. Dying of laughter over here. What exactly did you say?

#c: Annabeth #texts

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Annabeth: I'm me, that's how.

Annabeth: So how was the rest of your Fourth?

Evan: Suspicious. My spidey senses are tingling and they smell stalker.

Evan: Awesome, you can sort of see the fireworks from my apartment. You?

#c: Annabeth #texts