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For the day Gokudera's birth, Dino arrives with a hefty package and the delicious waft of McDonald's breakfast for 2 trailing with him. Because they are going to eat it, together, because it's delicious and cheap. "Buon compleanno Gokudera!" he chirped, laying out the banquet and depositing the huge box on a table somewhere for the birthday boy to unwrap at his leisure. It's a state of the art gaming system, the XbOX STAR and AND it has Uno already downloaded for many nights of gaming fun.

For all their arguments about cheap breakfasts, Gokudera was not one to turn his nose up when food was actually presented– awaking to the smell of processed sausage drew him out of his room in his boxers and t-shirt, scratching his stomach with a yawn. He blinked in surprise at the familiar face, and took a few beats for his morning brain to catch up to the words being cheerily spoken.

“Oh… oh! Thanks.” Too soon after waking up to give anything more than his usual morning grumble, he sat down at the table and accepted his breakfast with another murmured thanks. “I guess I’m seventeen now, huh?”

Dino had come in with such a good energy, an absolute sunshine, and Gokudera hated that his first instinct was to be.. sad. “…I miss Tsuna. I miss home.” He gave a soft sigh, then a little smile. “..but I’m really thankful you’re here, y’know. I don’t know if I could have made it this long without you to fall back on.”

He scooted his chair a little closer, and leaned against Dino’s shoulder. This.. would be okay. “Thanks.”

#ilbronco #◆ * BIRTHDAYBOY. #THE XBOX AND UNO IS MUCH APPRECIATED HE'LL LOVE IT #BUT YOU GOT SAD BOY HOURS TOO

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gyuupyo replied to your post: yeah he's picking his nose nbd, no shame, it's...

it’s theoretically a really good present

IT’S USEFUL??? IT’S LIKE GETTING A COUPLE CARTONS OF CIGARETTES LIKE YEAH THANK YOU?????? WHY DO YOU HAVE A BETTER HOOKUP THAN ME, EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY

#gyuupyo

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yeah he's picking his nose nbd, no shame, it's kinda gross but he's brought a gift so it's alright. "gokuderaaaa," not stinkydera, he tries really hard, not today, "lambo-san got you somethin'." we don't know where he got it. we don't want to know where he got it. but lo and behold: a fat bag of 'weeds', festively sealed with one of his favorite froggie stickers—it's wearing a birthday hat! don't smoke it all in one place, and remember to share with your buddies, now.

“I…….. hm.” He took the bag, cutely-adorned and clearly worked at for a while. That was. A lot of weed. That was like a lot of marijuana. He was set for a good long while now, sure, and it was a good gift, theoretically. “Thanks, little dude. I am starting to think people are right about me being a bad influence.”

#gyuupyo #drug mention / #this is. a lot. #◆ * BIRTHDAYBOY.

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#◆ * ABOUTGOKUDERA. #◆ * CARNIVORA.

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yunyield replied to your post: yunyield·: “here.” with nerves of steel, hibari...

STOP THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE WTF

NO HIBARI’S CUTE FUCKIN EMBARRASSED TO GIVE A HAT ABOUT EATING ASS

#yunyield

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yunyield·:

“here.” with nerves of steel, hibari presented the small gift bag that hung from his fingers. inside: a cap he had ordered some notable months in advance. but gokudera didn’t have to know that. “you like this kind of thing, right?” arm still outstretched, he promptly turned his head to the side, suddenly finding the popcorn ceiling interesting. it was a birthday tradition to forget his own date, but somehow kyouya had remembered the other’s―and maybe hayato didn’t have to know that, either. “throw it away if you don’t want it.”  //  @f-umo

　　 ◆ * He hadn’t been expecting much, if anything, on his own birthday-- back home, too, it had almost always passed without incident. A gift from Yamamoto, well-wishes from Yamamoto’s dad, and extreme sister-dodging for the rest of the day was the average he could expect, and it was plenty (though he could do without the sister part, and having her nowhere in sight in all his months here had been a welcome break). So receiving a gift from Hibari was a surprise, and the way he immediately disengaged -- as if he was embarrassed to be giving it at all -- brought a grin to Gokudera’s face even before he opened it.

“K-- Kyouya, this--” holy shit holy shit holy shit, “d-did you,” little giggles bubbled up unabated, interrupting anything he could get out, “it’s perfect, it’s fucking perfect, holy shit. I am wearing it everywhere. You’re gonna be seen with me wearing it. You have no idea what you’ve unleashed. Thank you so much, you will absolutely regret it.”

#yunyield #everybody shut the fuck up and look at what hibari got him for his bday #◆ * BIRTHDAYBOY. #im still crying

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I don't have Uno

“You HAVE UNO you STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, it came with your FUCKING XBOX.”

#ilbronco

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ilbronco‌:

I will give you enough Hot Topic vouchers to buy enough McDonald’s brunches to put all the Varia in a coma.

THEY DON’T TAKE HOT TOPIC VOUCHERS AT MCDONALD’S YOU FUCK

#ilbronco #gokudera and dino have the energy of the 'i don't have uno' 'YOU HAVE FUCKING UNO'

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ilbronco replied to your post: it’s ya boy (gokudera)’s birthday tomorrow so i’m...

I’m gonna get him so many Hot Topic vouchers

bitch i will fucking kill you these pants are worth half my monthly rent back home. the combined total of my belts would buy enough mcdonald’s brunch to put you in a fucking coma.

#ilbronco

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you want a hug loser bring it in i’ll give you a fuckin hug

❝ Bene , that’s more like it ! ❞

 Arms flying wide open , he cinched Hayato in a rib crushing embrace . Felt nice . Felt like friendship served with a side dish of payback .

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#ilbronco #joke's on you shithead i haven't been hugged in years this is incredibly touching

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it’s ya boy (gokudera)’s birthday tomorrow so i’m here to write!

#◆ * OOC.

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baddestdangerboy·:

“Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me, dickcheese.”

“Bruh I work with explosives every day of my life and I’ve still got all my body parts, if I hate you I can promise you it’s not jealousy.”

#baddestdangerboy

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ilbronco·:

❝ Cool , I’ll organise something for when we get home then , you vs all my men , Enzo and I will be included of course . It’s in my interest for you guys to be strong too and I’m sure Reborn won’t oppose . ❞

❝ As for teasing , honestly go ahead . It’s what he deserves . ❞ 

Oh did he mean fight? Well. “...I mean yeah gimme like... a couple days for prep time for then I guess. But you and me can go any time, if I could beat you in a straight fight-- well I couldn’t, but getting closer to it wouldn’t hurt. You got any tutoring vacancies?” Ha ha.

#ilbronco

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baddestdangerboy·:

“AT LEAST I LOOK GOOD IN YOUR GRANDDAD’S CLOTHES, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!”

“NO YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, THAT’S WHY I BROUGHT IT UP, DUMBASS!!”

#baddestdangerboy

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baddestdangerboy·:

“YOU’RE THE LOSER! Look at your goddamn OUTFITS!! Hottopic wouldn’t even take you at this rate! You can’t get any more loser-y than that!”

“LOOK WHO’S TALKING, THRIFT SHOP!!”

#baddestdangerboy #these SHIRTSS are DESIG NER

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ilbronco·:

❝ Yeah , you think you could take Romario and 5000 Cavallone men ? Impressive . ❞

❝ With that kinda gall you should be able to conquer anything , even the shame of dating a loser who’ll still be in school uniform when he’s 50 . ❞

“I am currently surviving wrangling Squalo, and Kyouya, and Mukuro, and Lambo, and myself, without the boss. Romario plus five thousand would be a walk in the park. Your men are fucking normal.” Chrome and Yamamoto got a pass, if anything they helped as much as Dino, but for the sake of dramatics that didn’t need to be mentioned. “’m not ashamed,” grumble grumble, “but I reserve the right to mercilessly make fun of him for just as long.”

#ilbronco #ITS THE W ORS T

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baddestdangerboy·:

“Don’t you fucking pray for me, choke on your rosary you fuck! I’m hard boiled! The fact you can’t recognize it makes you blinder than me.”

“You’re acting like being hard-boiled -- which I still don’t think you are! -- has anything to do with being a loser! It’s about the fashion choices! The vibe! You’re not a loser because you’re soft, you’re a loser because you’re a fuckin loser!”

#baddestdangerboy