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is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something

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me joining a discord server- "hello!"

guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"

me- "what does that mean?"

floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"

me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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actual dialogue from Disco Elysium

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At the River Clarion, Mary Oliver

#save

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Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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please do not get horny during the weylin twins zero anesthesia bottom surgery. we can’t keep doing this shit

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Do not go to my grave and weep you are so annoying

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you guys should go to your local fine arts museum and take a picture with every painting of a dog you see

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“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

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Happy 4th birthday DSMP you stupid awesome terrible dumpsterfire of a story. I think i'm just gonna be stuck here for the rest of my life. I need financial compensation.