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[failbaby]

In line at the gay club trying to enjoy my first poppers experience but the guy in front of me smells strongly of my alcoholic father's breath (bourbon) that I'm haunted and half present ..... Lol

#oc

[failbaby]

Just found out my fourteen year old brother is recording a hip hop album. I desperately need to get my hands on this so I can play it at his wedding

#oc #we're white btw #I'm so excited I'm going to embarrass him with this for the rest of his life

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I don't generally like to engage in this specific flavor of discourse because it's mostly stupid but every time someone calls a man or straight woman a "pillow princess" I lose 30 years off my life

#oc #like when straight girls say they're 'bottoms' but worse

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Happy Lesbian Visibility Week to all Plus Size butches and femmes ♡

[failbaby]

im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

[failbaby]

#MEEEEEEEEEEE

[failbaby]

My period app sending me push notifications about my cycle starting soon

#oc

[failbaby]

[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]

[failbaby]

"i love being a girls girl 🌸🩷" you tormented amber heard.

[failbaby]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

#if it's a mutual ive talked to before i will literally dm to ask for the drama. obviously you want to talk about it. and i want to listen

[failbaby]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[failbaby]

I need to be able to tell people to kill themselves on TikTok

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[failbaby]

Me texting Finn 90000000000000000 over the course of half of their shift

#oc

[failbaby]

#oc #im never deleting tiktok sorry

[failbaby]

#me with unmedicated adhd because being bored is like being in physical pain

[failbaby]

#😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️