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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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C0mmisions Open!

I’ve come into some school/medical debt recently and am definitely in need of some $$$.

I typically don’t ask for payment until I’ve gotten at least a sketch done!

I have no issue doing different body types + visible disabilities and have references for both! Feel free to ask to see my depiction of bodies and etc. If nothing is readily available I would likely offer a sketch as just an example!

I don’t just do homestuck, I promise

Here some more examples under the cut! This account has not been recently updated so these examples are more up to speed

Regular Full Bodies

Collage Style

Ancestor Style

#I know this person and vouch for them #pls check out their stuff #I’m probably going to buy one at some point :]

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two sheep. standing still

#me and every lesbian I know

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Falin's retreat was SO PRETTY!

#HELLO

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*examining the venue* im just saying, if they ARE giants, i think theyll need to raise the mics a bit

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one of the best tips for Real Life that I’ve ever picked up is to always highball your estimate whenever someone asks you “when can you get this done by” by about 25% (if you can get away with it). that way, if it ends up being harder than you thought, you’ve got extra time to figure things out and if you were right about how much time it takes then you get to look like an absolute genius instead of just a simply competent person.

what you may not have realized is that I learned this crucial piece of life advice from an episode of Star Trek where Scotty is telling Geordi that whenever he told Kirk something on the Enterprise was at full capacity, it was always only ever a notch or so below full capacity so that Scotty looked like the god of all engineers when he was able to magically hack the warp drive to run a little beyond what he’d told everyone else was “full capacity” and honestly that one throwaway gag from Star Trek has changed my life.

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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

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#just look at him running around #he has no idea what he is

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actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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thinking of this

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except when I’m president they’re going to drag out my old tumblr posts and everyone’s (everyone in the country) going to nod and say “you know, her genius really did go unrecognized for so long” (everyone is unanimously doing this) (everyone in the country)

#of course my true intent #as my close friends will tell you #is not to become President but to become the first god-king of mars #the frog speaks