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falsegrailwar · 43 minutes
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someone with a major in literature and/or poetry tell me what's so poetic about this that it captivated me because i have no idea honestly
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falsegrailwar · 2 hours
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falsegrailwar · 3 hours
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The Duke of Meropide
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falsegrailwar · 4 hours
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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes
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falsegrailwar · 5 hours
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falsegrailwar · 6 hours
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falsegrailwar · 7 hours
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No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.
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falsegrailwar · 8 hours
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falsegrailwar · 9 hours
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what about MY loneliness epidemic
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falsegrailwar · 10 hours
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did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh
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falsegrailwar · 11 hours
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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falsegrailwar · 12 hours
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The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know
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falsegrailwar · 13 hours
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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falsegrailwar · 14 hours
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falsegrailwar · 15 hours
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thank you weird trans women forever
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falsegrailwar · 16 hours
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if i was welt yang the second i saw luocha i’d throw his ass in a black hole. not taking any chances with blonde men anymore.
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falsegrailwar · 17 hours
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