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some leftists r like i’ll retweet memes about killing rich people and police officers all day but if i hear a woman express the sentiment that rapists deserve to die im not sure that kind of disturbing and violent rhetoric should be allowed
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is there tumblr drama? i would be invested in that.
like people arguing in text would be SO funny
Are you new here
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i’m done being silent on this topic. you know the genre of “funny” video where people are at an abusive drive through “safari” where you buy a bucket of nutritionally suspicious pellets with which to feed the animals? and then an animal sticks their head inside the car WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE HOLDING THE PELLETS. and everyone starts screaming? i hate those videos. sorry it’s one of the most unintelligent things that our stupid species came up with…buying a pellet bucket to feed the animals…driving around with your windows wide open and the pellets in the cup holder or whatever…and then screaming in the faces of the poor depressed ostriches and llamas who have to live through an unending procession of unintelligent people screaming in their faces…just because they want the pellets the people got specifically for the purpose of feeding the animals. if i was an ostrich living this life i would literally get planet of the apes-level intelligent out of spite and i’d write a manifesto in the sand condemning humankind to eternal hellfire and then i’d kill myself in front of a young happy family.
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eye of the tiger plays as i enthusiastically jump out of bed and hit my head on an overhead lamp and remain unconscious for the rest of the day
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t
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he is really sweet actually.
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i put up with supernatural on my dash. i put up with medical dramas on my dash. so right now im going to post about how i want that deathclaw mother from fallout 4 to REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED
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‘The Dog’ from Teletubbies
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Today's Seal Is: Peeking So Nicely
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