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[fartenjoyer]

toying w myself rn listening to ur audio from last april of ur morning gas and like.....if ur worried abt ppl being able to hear it u could always uhh 🫣🥴 use my face/mouth to muffle the sounds 😵‍💫🤤 just a thought just a thought

now there's an idea 😵‍💫 always so damn gassy in the mornings and it's become the job of my poor mattress to soak up the sound and smell. problem is, I have to roll over to angle my ass just right in order to muffle the sound properly and it's soooo annoying when I just wanna go back to sleep 🙄 but you'd be good at waking up before me and burying your face in my ass to be ready for when I need to use your mouth, right? 🥰

#Anon you are so smart #Eprocto #Q

[fartenjoyer]

#Eprocto #Q

[fartenjoyer]

That one “knight saves the princess from the giant dragon” trope except the knight won’t stop fubking FARTING

#Slobby lady knight who gasses the princess out immedietly after saving her with the princess trying to be sweet and appreciative #But she's suffering fron the stench #Eprocto #Q

[fartenjoyer]

it’s been like this

#Q #Very very real

[fartenjoyer]

Ahh best of luck on your break! I hope you feel better soon!

gotta take a (hopefully) brief mental health break sorry y'all 🫠 I might occasionally pop back on when the mood strikes to post a few things but I probably won't answer any asks for a while. feel free to still send asks if you want and I'll get to it when I can, but for now I'll be focused on other things. stay nasty 💖

#Sending good vibes ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[fartenjoyer]

I got a little gassy while I was eating my second burger for this weeks google drive challenge 🤤 you’re welcome

#MEEEEOWWWWW #eprocto #Eructo #Q

[fartenjoyer]

what's with nsfw blogs saying 18+ but not having their age on their blog? i want to interact and can tell you're an adult but you have no age listed at all 🤷🏻‍♀️ saying "18+" "adult" "no minors" "or "early 20s" "30s" isn't enough. yet so many porn blogs keep doing it!!!

Putting your actual age is bad security.

If you're not comfortable, don't consume the content. Block and move on.

#I second this message lol #Anon if you're mad at common sense just don't interact

[fartenjoyer]

my favorite thing is seeing couples get over the Awkward Stage and genuinely becoming gross around each other

like watching someone go from hiding in another room to quietly fart to fully blasting ass in front of their partner is so cute to me

you're so right, that's the ultimate display of love right there 🥰 trying to pretend you don't have basic body functions or gross little habits when you're in each other's company, but eventually getting to the point of saying fuck it and just being yourself. imagine sitting on the couch with your partner and not even batting an eye when they hike up a leg and let one loose that had been building up after dinner, completely unfazed by their open display of flatulence. delicious 🤤

#My ex was like that he was a shithead but ugh it was so hot #Eprocto #Q

[fartenjoyer]

monster gf whos so big that ure default at ass level with her <3 just hanging with her and she just turns around and absolutely unloads into your face and she just has to back up a little for you to be absolutely buried in it

agh her always being ass-naked, too. mm just letting her ginormous cock and balls hang around and smother your face. swallowing you up between the muscly, meaty globes of her cheeks before thundering out heavy, noxious clouds of stink😵‍💫

#Might have reblogged this before idk #Slob #Eprocto #Scat #? Maybe idk #Musty sweaty smelly filthy girlballs... Please that's a targeted attack..........

[fartenjoyer]

// tw mild scat eating

man me saying "im into scat JUST NOT TOUCHING/EATING" was such famous last words because the idea of licking a cute girl's hole clean is so fucking good 😵‍💫 your girlfriend softly whining that she's made a mess and you offering to be her personal bidet! her getting up and bending over the toilet and spreading her cheeks and her blushing puckered hole on display for you, dirtied and dripping and you'll lick her clean to help out 😊😊 especially if she starts enjoying it beyond you being helpful, grinding into your face and making you inhale more of the smell, maybe even dipping down and eating her out too, being a perfect face for her to use for her pleasure 😇

#Me bc I'm generally not into touching eating or even that much into scat tbh #But licking an asshole clean???? Genius #Scat #Q

[fartenjoyer]

Omg anon, do you have the teabagging story??

(happy new year 🎊 here's a little story to start it off. though it's still winter, we're fast forwarding to a summer setting. also, i have a clear idea of where to take this next so if you're interested, i could write up a part 2?)

they had buried you neck-deep in a sand pit on the beach. one moment, you were chilling on a blanket with your earbuds in, oblivious to what your friends were up to. the next, they persuaded you to climb into a hole they had dug in the sand, saying that you were the only one small enough to fit and that they'd let you out soon enough. evidently, this did not end up happening.

as your head peeked out from the ground, you couldn't move or free yourself of your own accord. with you in this defenseless state, your friends decided it would be the perfect opportunity to pull some pranks on you. one of them stuffed your mouth full of a snorkel you had originally brought for diving. now unable to shout for help, and hidden away in a nook behind a sand dune that was surrounded by reeds and tall gras, you were invisible to the other beach goers.

"and here i thought you've learned from your mistakes the first time around", Jesse tutted mockingly.

"yeah, trusting us this easily after that teabagging prank my brother helped us pull at the last sleepover is crazy", quipped Alex. "well, you're gonna learn your lesson now! lemme see...what should we do with you...".

"y'know, the sun's beating down on them pretty hard. let me cover you up", Jesse said, moving to grab the blanket next to you. but instead of simply covering you up, Jesse sat down right in front of you, ass mere inches away from your face. afterwards, your friend pulled the blanket over you as well as their crotch.

"sorry, gotta change into my swimming trunks without flashing anybody. well, anybody except you." there was an obvious grin in Jesse's voice.

then, their private parts were revealed to you. you tried closing your eyes but as neither of you had taken a dip in the water yet, the reek of Jesse's unwashed junk and naked butt hit your nose regardless. even worse, Jesse didn't seem to be in a hurry to change into their bath suit. instead, you could hear both of your friends faintly chatting above you.

suddenly, noise errupted from the ass in front of you and on reflex, you breathed in the unmistakable stench of a fart. before you could react, another blast hit your face, whirling up grains of sand in the process. you tried breathing through the snorkel in your mouth when something blocked its tube.

"no way, did you just gas them out under there??", asked Alex, clearly amused.

"sure did", Jesse laughed. "even blocking off the vent here. otherwise it wouldn't be much of a prank, right?"

"fuck mate, they'll be planning our murder once they get out."

right on cue, a long, particularly nasty sound escaped from between Jesse's checks, making you open your eyes again in fear of what else might've left their colon. you were relieved to find nothing more than a sweaty but otherwise unmarred asshole spewing putrid gas at you-- and how screwed up was that thought.

"shit", Jesse cursed. "at this rate, my stomach's gonna be the likelier killer. gotta find a loo somewhere."

"or how about we go take a swim and you do your business there?", Alex proposed.

Jesse shook their head, chuckling. "you know, sometimes you can be even more fucked up than me. c'mon then."

finally pulling on their trunks, Jesse stood up while leaving you under the blanket. "don't worry, we won't be gone for too long", Alex reassured before both friends got on their way. after a short while of wildly tossing your head from side to side and having your screams muffled by the makeshift gag in your mouth, you accepted defeat. you slumped forward and waited for your friends' return.

-🔺

this story has me throbbingg.. gosh how humid and sticky it must be, what with the summers heat combined with the fact their hot, sweaty pucker is wagging inchess away from your face. trunks hanging just below their asscheeks so that every salty gust of wind sends the muggy stench of their junk headed your way. each fart ripping out their hole and sending a spray of sweat , sea water and sand particles flecking your cheeks .. fuckkk. only thing that cld make this better is if they bend over and spread their cheeks and slather sunscreen on your nose .“hey, champ, i missed a spot. mind rubbing it in for me?”

#Bc I wanna read that now..... #Eprocto

[fartenjoyer]

Imagine you're under a girl's skirt deepthroating her and she suddenly grabs your hair, pushes you down to the base of her cock and farts, then tells you not to choke or you're swallowing the next one 🥰

blowjob farts are so🥴 like you're already sputtering with how hard they're fucking your face.. heady, thick stench of their musk suffocating as they pound into the back of your throat. making some comment about giving you something real to choke on before they're plunging balls-deep into your throat and shoving your nose right up their hairy, stinking hole — mouth full of their cock, leaving you no choice but to breathe in nice and deep as these monstrous, putrid rippers start blowing out their pucker.. hot and muggy and so goddamn eye-watering you cant tell if you're gagging around their cock or their gas.

#No but I need it????? #Eprocto #Q

[fartenjoyer]

[fartenjoyer]

ripped the grossest ass in the car last night, it was so bad that even after spending like 30 minutes in the store, I came back and the smell was still there; it almost smelled stronger than before. the gas continued all night, and it kept moving forward bc of the way I was sitting or laying. also it’s morning now and I’m still really gassy, cld really go for some gassy cuddles rn, or someone’s face buried in my ass/between my thighs.

#Eprocto #Q

[fartenjoyer]

very gassy n bloated this morning, but my gas needs a bit of help to move along. desperately wishing I had someone here rn to rub n massage my tummy while I press my ass back against them and let my farts bubble against their crotch (and maybe even lazily grind my ass back against them). bonus if I’m provided with neck kisses.

#Eprocto #Q

[fartenjoyer]

Ahhh ok so I’m the neat freak with the itchy slob gf!! If possible, I’d like the 🧼 emoji

I’ve put waterproof coverings onto her gaming chair as well as a few pillows to absorb piss and lately I’ll just ask her to lift up every few hours and change it out. Lately she’s been a bit itchier in her puss due to the dried piss and asks me to scratch her after she tries her best to wipe on the pillows and game at the same time, so I scratch her lips until she’s got a break to have a free hand

Yesterday was especially good since I’d fed her a fuck ton of dairy and spicy foods (both of which she’s sensitive too, after asking if I could give her some) and first they fucked up her stomach.

She was letting out these rancid, eggy farts that kept getting worse and worse while she was still gaming. She was lifting her leg, using a hand to spread her cheeks, even begging me to massage her stomach to try and try out all that gas. I rubbed and kneaded her stomach because clearly she was hurting, and it didn’t take her long to dart off to the bathroom and unleash fucking chemical warfare, she stunk up the whole house lol I used plenty of febreeze for the house itself, so the rest of the place smelled fresh

But I know my gf doesn’t rlly *care* to wipe well, so when she came out and let out one of her post-shit farts I’d figured she’d still be a little messy. I can usually confirm by the way she itches and grinds her ass into our couch with her controller in hand before ultimately shoving her sometimes still gassy ass in my face to beg for scritches through her skid marked panties.

hooooooly shit 😳😳😳 where can I get a partner like you bc goddamn this sounds divine 🥵

it must be so nice for her to be able to just game comfortably while you take care of everything, changing the pillows and giving her a scratch when she gets itchy. and being able to tell how well she wiped by how she rubs her ass into the couch I just 😵‍💫👀 you're so dedicated to keeping her comfy and making sure she doesn't have to move an inch while she pees and farts whenever she needs to, just a perfect slob caretaker 🥴

#Stinking up the house my beloved #Slob #Scat #Piss

[fartenjoyer]

girl who is so exhausted that she has to sit on ur face on the couch after such a long day and of course let out all her pent up farts from today and shes so tired that she actually just falls asleep on top of u. the farts are not stopping any time soon

Hhhh I’m literally so horny right now and this idea has me deadddd❤️❤️😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 I can’t exactly just wake her up by moving her, now can I? I’ll just have to let her get her rest 😳

#Eprocto #Q