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Yeah sure everyone on here looooove Boston but how many of you guys have gone to the science museum. Done the musical steps huh. Who's even been in the basement and watched the electricity show HUH y'all don't even know about those bitches going inside a giant bird cage and getting struck by indoor lightning on purpose.

#SCIENCE MUSEM!!!!!! 😁

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

#fave

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if i wear this outfit, do you think anyone will fall in love with me

#me-core

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#SO REAL

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#piss grid kind of mood...

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Who’s gonna tell them???

#do you ever just stare at something for a minute

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

#fave

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basement remodeling is going well

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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

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A guide to different types transit of systems

#mbta green line just like me fr

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@clu3less-0ne

the real forbidden snack

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#LEAVE THEM ALONE LMFAO

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what a cool website