Astarion in act 1 after he gets his lil snacky snack from Tav/Durge, he can walk in the sun AND all of these strangers are putting up with his attitude that he’s held on a leash out of necessity for TWO (2) centuries:
(but like he’s scheming behind those sunglasses bc he is NOT helpless: he’s just not a details person.)
jaheira canonically being a deadbeat mother 27 payments behind on child support who when faced with the apocalypse sent one kid a cryptic seven word text that was like “sorry. get out” and then didn’t talk to them again because she was busy giving life advice and playing catch with the third bhaalspawn she found in the trash somewhere until the party stumbles on her house and kids entirely by accident is so captivating. what is her problem