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if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

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Like YES you can listen to Off Book on spotify. But if you subscribe to offbookclubhouse you can see Jess and Mary Lou cracking each other up with increasingly bad Beatles references when they're SUPPOSED to be singing a musical about unions and scabs

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

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you bottle Miette??

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Haha get loved unconditionally idiot. Get absolutely fuckin cherished. Lol you're about to be hugged so hard. I appreciate you deeply as a person, what you gonna do about it? Nothing lmao

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couple of dumb little every place i cry scraps from the Thinking About That Fake Emo Band vortex

- georgie/socialtomcat and cj/fatestitcherr thank you for the blair text post inspiration 🫶🏻

- the venn diagram in the second pic is from this post

- never not thinking about the time karm filled a fellow bands van with babybel cheese, and also the subsequent blair line “go to sleep with the wrong kind of cheese idiots” (i think that’s what he said, kinda hard to tell but this is the version im going with)

- the streamer moshe/cat ear headphones thing is from dee/offbookkeeping and im endeared to it what can i say

- zoie/rogue i think about your halloween party wedding idea constantly. its become an entire sitcom episode in my head

(also quick doodle of karm in the outfit you shared in the discord:)

- wrt the tiny middle school era drawings, as hard as i try i cant untangle my own middle school emo experiences from my e.p.i.c. headcanons … theoretically i understand the canon timeline but i cant stop anachronistically projecting stuff onto their earlier era

- in the second middle school drawing set karm is holding a snake on a field trip to a local state park and probably the sharpie tattoos she’s given blair so far are just a crow and the band logo but she’s working her way up to the bigger designs

💔💔 shoutout to everybody out there helping build headcanons and Situations for my fave emos, let me know if I missed anybody (or if i misattributed any of the ideas; there’s so much going on in the discord channel and i get lost easily)

#I ADORE THEM #omg omg #carm bby i am Looking #goddddd them #scratch your art is so. tasty #it is so round so squishy i want to hold it gently in the hands #u absolutely nailed neal’s pose in the 3rd piece

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#1 needs a bit

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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this is movie night, you wrote it on the calendar

if you think i didn’t notice then that’s absurd

and i’m sorry if i don’t tell you that i appreciate what you do

but you’re my little brother so part of me is always going ‘ew’

but i love you

and back at you

half the time ‘ew’, sometimes ‘i love you’

that’s the way it should be

sometimes ‘ew’, and ‘i love you’, and you and me<3

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lesbians who are in my head, and therefore not visible. but today? no still imaginary

happy lesbian visibility day to the imaginary lesbians in my head

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happy lesbian visibility day to the imaginary lesbians in my head

#this is about katrina and janice #i think about them hourly #carnivorous carpentry

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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Sending Stone Messages

A list for me that I want to update as new ones come in! Which w/ Dorian back, hopefully not so much (But i think I found all of them so far)

Bonus Ep 6 - Orym gripping the sending stone while Dorian was away

Ep 16 Fearne - right after Dorian leaves 

Ep 22 Orym — “We’re leaving Jrusar, heading southeast. Following the Treshi thread further. You’ve been missed. Hope you’re well.

Dorian — “Hey, sorry. Was sleeping. Thanks. Miss you guys too. Shit got crazy here too. Floating bar, I’ll tell you later. 

Ep 31  Orym — “Hey friend. Missing you here. Could really use your special brand of optimism right now. Don’t know where you are. Hope you’re happy. Bye now.”

Dorian — “Hey! Floating bar got a little weird. Took awhile to land it. This side of the fam is keeping me busy. Miss you all too- Don’t die!”

Bonus Ep 33 - Sending stone falling from Orym's hand as he dies from Otohan

Ep 40  Orym — “Hey. Yios bound. Found them- their killers. Bigger than we thought. Read rough, Dorian. Eshteross is dead. Glad you’re not here, wish you were anyway.”

Ep 41  Dorian (via Robbie)— “Oh Orym~ My heart aches I cannot be there to help you. Find strength, stay steadfast. Sending you fairer winds. …. Is this thing on or-“

Ep 49 Orym — “Dorian. Update. People we’re chasing unleashing hell in a week. We’re headed there now. Odds not good. More tomorrow. Where are you?

Dorian — “Orym! With the rest of the Crown Keepers in Tal’Dorei. Opal’s getting a little dark. Little busy at the moment.. I don’t even know how to get to you.”

Ep 49 Orym — “Listen, what’s going on over here is really bad. Get the group, get underground. Stay there until you hear from me again… Miss you”

Dorian — “I'll see what I can do. There’s plenty of places underground, I’m sure. It's a little hairy on this end too. You take care of yourself. Be careful”

Ep 59  Orym — “Dorian?? Can you hear me? what’s the sky look like where you are? Tell me you’re okay-“

Ep. 63 Orym — “Dorian. still alive, by the skin of our teeth. want to talk more. you know where Dariax is?’

Bonus I miss you - Ep. 79  "I really miss Dorian and sometimes I think that's okay and sometimes it isn't."

Ep 86 Orym — “Dorian, we’re alive. Been to the moon, going back. Find the tempest. If I don’t get the chance again, I’ve really missed you.”

Ep 92 Orym — "We're home. Can you hear me? I'm northeast of Bassuras. Can you get there? I'm... struggling. Sorry. Can you get here? Fuck, I miss you."

#*slaps orym* this halfling can fit so much pining in him

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wahoo!!

1. femininominon - chappell roan (i love being gay)

2. jackie and wilson - hozier (see my previous point)

3. all i’ve ever known - hadestown (my beloved<333 one day i’ll sing this as a duet at karaoke and my part will be shit and the other will be beautiful)

4. funeral grey - waterparks (saw them a few months ago, one of my fav songs of theirs)

5. overcompensate - twenty one pilots (i have a bandito flag on my wall lol i’m ready for the new album)

if u want @offbookkeeping @spacetime-storytime @socialtomcat ! no pressure:))

Songs I have been listening to lately, tagged by @rebootsnake

1. "BlindLife" YDE (gotta spice up the walk to work)

2. "Hey, Runner" Arcadian Wild (go-to sing-along song for the car)

3. "Salamander" Maromaro (insane guitar skills)

4. "The Otherside" Kade McCuen (maladaptive daydream track of the week)

5. "Wining Train" Fiyahdred (a straight bop)

Tagging @peculiarset , @rogue-thirteen , @flightlessraven , @cpark1899 , @starstruckodysseys

#coherent music taste? no thanks #also kiss goodnight lol #tag game

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#carnivorous carpentry #vamp au #<- absolutely

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one of my fav offbook/play it by ear things is when jess loses it laughing at something, usually something she said, and zach immediately doubles down on it, either by repeating it or making her finish her thought