Me before meeting Wulbren: Oh man, Wulbren will be so happy that his husband Barcus is moving heaven and earth for him! Barcus is such a cool guy for going this out of his way to help his totally platonic friend and I cant wait for the reunion where they get marrtied and adopt all the tiefling orphans and live happily ever after!
it literally drives me insane that so many companies refuse to send rejection emails like it’s disgraceful tbh. you put so much time and effort into putting together an application and they can’t even be bothered tell you via some measly automated message that you didn’t get the job. you’re expected to just infer
my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub