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'Tiny Offering' by Mary Esther Munoz

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Spent the last week or so finding the perfect gradient of sharpies to color the edges of one of my tarot decks in a rainbow. I think it came out pretty damn good if I do say so myself lol

#this is AMAZING #rainbowmancy #i love it

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Book Of Shadows Prompts: Kitchen Witch Edition

Correspondences of kitchen herbs and spices

Cooking and eating with the seasons- what local foods are in season each month?

A cleansing ritual for your kitchen

Recipes for the festivals

Magical properties of your favourite ingredients

How to use mindfulness while cooking

Cauldrons and modern day alternatives like crockpots and slow cookers

Kitchen tool correspondences

A ritual to bless your oven

Plants you can grow on your kitchen windowsill

#grimoire prompts

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body paintings by Karen Turner

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I wish I new how to handle the wish for the gods for be real. I feel emotional connections to certain figures, but I also know rationally they're not real. I see other pagans talk about the comfort they get from their faith in god/s and I wish I had that. I've tried worshipping a specific pagan god in a sort of symbolic/archetypal sense and in a "I know this is make-believe but I'm doing it anyway" sense and it brought some comfort for a few days at a time and then bean to feel wrong and uncomfortable because I knew it wasn't real.

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Get in loser, we're starting an oak cult.

#the tree will always be superior #it is known #oak cult

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King Arthur – cover illustration for a series of German radio drama adaptations based on literary classics.

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Get in loser, we're starting an oak cult.

#oak cult

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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To the witches with chronic illnesses:

Please remember to be kind to yourself today. If you can't get up to do that spell you planned, that's okay. If you can't gather enough mental focus to meditate today, that's okay. If you can't even gather enough strength to get out of bed, that's okay. If you can't get up to light deity candles, that's okay. They won't hate you for it. They will understand.

Allow yourself to rest. Even if you didn't do anything yesterday, allow yourself to rest. Your body will let you know when it's ready to do things. Even if that's only to do small, simple things. Your body will tell you.

Please, allow yourself to rest. You've got this! ❤️

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Is there a spell to remove someone not just from your life but your work/community? Like someone who is very toxic but so much charisma.

They haven’t done anything they can be let go of for yet, but they are getting very close to doing something that will get multiple people hurt when they do finally cross that line.

I’m looking at mixes of banishment and truth revealed type spells and my brain is so fucking tired.

Sorry for the hassle. If this is something you need compensation for please let me know.

Tis what I have advocated for before. Put them in the freezer and keep them there. And if you feel tempted to let them out of the freezer, a warning onto yee because I released one of my coworkers from the freezer too early and he was very nasty and had to go right back into the freezer a day later. Literally it was like that. And then suddenly he diminished, and his shit got exposed, and he was outta there. Write their name on a piece of paper - tell them their crimes and why you are putting them in the freezer (can be simple as I'm putting you in here to chill the fuck out) put the paper in a ramkin or if you want a freezer tolerant tupperwear or a baggie - and pour some water in there, and freeze the chucklefuck rightout of the person.

Now I am aware you want to banish this person, you may not have the [domain] or [authority] to do so. So freezing someone is a simple task. Put them in the fucking freezer on god and let your mind be free of them.

Suspend them.

And once they leave the job OR if you somehow feel they have for sure rehabilitated (usually it takes longer for extra chucklefuckery as I mentioned above), unfreeze them. Don't let chucklefuckery take up too much room in your freezer.

If you cannot freeze them (meaning you do not have a freezer) find some other way to suspend them in a thick liquid - no - not a honey jar. A thick liquid that stops their motion and holds them in place. I don't recommend resin because once they are in, they are stuck there forever. And that may not be your cuppa.

The other option is to bury them in a pot and put a plant in it to feed and draw away their chucklefuckery and essentially root them in place. again chucklefuckery is what you want o essentially stop.

So in the end, whatever is easiest but always C O N T A I N E D.

Also as payment I will accept 1 favor as a boon for a person or animal or spirit (which ever comes first) that is in need. This favor will be whatever is easiest and immediate to you that does not harm you - re: not killing a spider, putting it outside instead, re: helping a bee escape a locked room and get back outside, re: picking a sidewalk worm up and throwing them back in the grass after it stops raining (I said throw, I mean gently place), re: taking back someone's shopping cart when you take yours back. Not all of these are animals exactly, sometimes they are spirits that look like animals - and so that is why it is included in the list. A kindness does not require much, but it is something when a spell caster and one who does magic provides such a kindness to others.

#I was wondering what to do about my cousin #this is timely #thanks sec

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what the fuck did I just download

#ooooooooh #to remember

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Open Call for Questions for the Pilot Episode!

Thinking about recording a trial/pilot episode in the next week or two, so if you’d like to submit a question to a witchy advice podcast go ahead and send an ask!

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Get in loser, we're starting an oak cult.

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Artiste Jodie Herrera. (Venus de Willendorf)

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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

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