fictiography

[fictiography]

[fictiography]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[fictiography]

ever want to fake your death and move away from everyone who knows you and start over?

#personal

[fictiography]

[fictiography]

And so Cú Chullain (Irish Goku) was seized by the warp-spasm (Irish Super Saiyan State) to defend Ulster (That weird rocky landscape that they’re always fighting in in DBZ but like… y’know, Ireland).

[fictiography]

[fictiography]

[fictiography]

Yeah yeaaah yeah yeah

[fictiography]

not daily pokemon: scolipede

[fictiography]

[fictiography]

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

[fictiography]

sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals

[fictiography]

[fictiography]

[fictiography]

[fictiography]

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

[fictiography]

fuck spotify forreal for taking away the little heart icon... i dont want to add songs to my creepy ass collection i want to like them i want to love them