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fictitiousponies · 3 hours
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I wonder how well an "It's just an empty box" episode of Game Changer would go. Just a series of challenges that look fucking suspicious as hell but with absolutely nothing more than face value about them. Then you just have Sam act suspicious the entire episode and see where things go from there. Ideas I have are:
Ominous spotlight illuminates one of the players.
Pick a word someone says or action someone does a lot. Play a little chime anytime it happens.
Legal paperwork is brought out mid episode. It's dense and 200-300 pages thick.
A small black box is brought out. There's a small hole cut in it. Sam says the box is definitely empty and they just have to put their hands in. Don't worry, there's nothing there. Why are you crying?
Randomly start saying "Sam Says" but assure contestants they're not playing Sam Says.
Drop a mannequin from the ceiling.
This has been my pitch for "Give Brennan an ulcer 2024."
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fictitiousponies · 4 hours
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The most important lesson you’ll eventually learn 🎓
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fictitiousponies · 4 hours
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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fictitiousponies · 2 days
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"Where's my goth gf" my brother in Christ you bullied them in high school
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fictitiousponies · 3 days
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Damien Haas's (English VA for Laios) Kensuke tattoo!
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fictitiousponies · 14 days
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fictitiousponies · 16 days
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Hey real quick, I wanna check out something. I've been talking to a few friends who live in a different country and they told me it's normal for houses to have bedrooms with en-suite bathrooms over there. (Not saying where.)
[Definition in case it's needed: an en-suite bathroom is a complete bathroom, with at least a toilet, a sink, and a shower, which is accessed directly from a bedroom and is usually only used by the people who sleep in that bedroom.]
So here's my question: in your country, in normal dwellings (i.e.: houses, flats, apartments, etc, not hotels and such), is it normal to have en-suite bathrooms?
As usual, reblog for reach, and tag with your country / area and yes or no.
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fictitiousponies · 22 days
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(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad
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fictitiousponies · 24 days
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fictitiousponies · 24 days
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mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws
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fictitiousponies · 24 days
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BOOP LAUNDERING
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fictitiousponies · 24 days
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fictitiousponies · 24 days
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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
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fictitiousponies · 24 days
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I bet you’re getting the shit booped out of you
yeh…
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fictitiousponies · 24 days
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Me booping random people on my dash I dont even know
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