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don’t even try to talk to me about “bi privilege” like bitch did being being bi save Hamlet, prince of Denmark, from being Stabbethed and poisonéd right there along with all those str8s??? no??? then Shut the hell Up

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tag yourself!!

iced tea- conspiracy theories, hates small talk, still watches cartoons and anime, gives good advice, everyday is an existential crisis

milkshake- underrated humor, listens to lofi hip hop, good at taking photos, only loud around friends, wears oversized shirts

frappucino- the hype friend, has lots of inside jokes, insecure about being too annoying, can sleep anywhere, loves dogs, likes hot showers

soda- always has low storage, wears face masks, procrastinates a lot, rants to friends, the type to cry and say tears are good for the skin

lemonade- self-deprecating jokes, cranky in the mornings, has more internet friends than “real” friends, tries to be organized but can’t

#frappucino

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got a request to draw samus aran!

#i cannot wait to cosplay my girl!! #metroid

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If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

#i know the answer for a fact because i WAS the oblivious dumbass #my gf was pining after me for OVER A MONTH and I didn't notice at all #we are a fanfic trope

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kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

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#mjolnir but she likes to sit on my laptop

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@notquitecanadian

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Hot take but like…. trans people like don’t have to disclose that they are trans if they don’t want to. Trans people can work with you, be friends with you, and yes, even flirt with you, and not have to tell you they are trans. Our existence doesn’t require a full disclosure agreement.

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If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

#her name is mjolnir and she is perfect

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thats just some tea, yall  ☕ ☕ ☕

#mage or bard #which is def in character for me

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The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.

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Aand here is animation version 

#yugioh

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am I doing this right

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god did a good job when she made cat foreheads perfect for putting little kisses on

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Herbert Arnould Olivier

British, 1861-1952

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cassandra: do you know where the champion is?

varric:

#dragon age #da2