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The Head and Deputy Medics would like to inform everyone that they are married and are starting up their own practice together. They are using this centre here, and are accepting everyone. Even those who aren’t affiliated with the First Order

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What are you really doing during reconditioning troopers? There's troopers having negative physical reactions to it that appear concerning. Headaches, extreme dizziness, & extreme fatigue are obvious. I believe they need to be monitored afterwards until ready to return to usual duties. They work very hard from what I'm seeing!

Unfortunately we do not have control over the reconditioning programme due to arguments and a fist fight between the head of the programme and the Head Medic.

The Head Medic won the fight and was banned from treating the troopers after reconditioning because she’s firmly against it

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What happens if a stormtrooper has sexual urges? Does medbay help them with this issue? No pressure asking. I'm sure this is likely classified.

These urges are normal, please report to the medbay for Sex-Ed

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"Ummm.. I don't know how to explain this one without being awkward, but a Stormtrooper who likes me has been getting sexual & now I don't know what to do. Umm... He kinda got me pregnant after cuddling with me. Does this require anything from the First Order medbay because he's a trooper? His ID: FN-2315.

Please refer FN-2315 to the Medbay for information on contraception and it’s uses. Please note we offer choices,

We offer termination of the pregnancy

We also offer prenatal care

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“Check ups are now quarterly, I will use the dart gun if you don’t go for your check up!”

*Bangs metal spoon against metal pot over intercom* 

It’s that time!! Check Up Time. Please report to the Medbay!

#Get a Medic Here. Stat. (Crack)

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*Bangs metal spoon against metal pot over intercom* 

It’s that time!! Check Up Time. Please report to the Medbay!

#Get a Medic Here. Stat. (Crack)

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The Head Medic raised an eyebrow, before crossing her arms over her chest. “That is not just a scratch, now sit down, shut up and let me treat it,” Jemimah was one of the best medics in the First Order, and was known to be able to deal with difficult patients. She wasn’t going to let Kylo Ren go without being treated for a wound that was obviously more than just a scratch. 

“You look like you may pass out, I’d recommend sitting down,” 

"That's... that's just... a scratch..."

#mxnsterinthedark #muse: Head Medic Jemimah Ordo

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//Also, the mun would like to say, that Jemimah, Jonathan, and the Medbay also have accounts on Twitter 

Jem: JemimahOrdo 

Jonathan: DrJonathanNexus

Medbay: FOMedbay

#out of the medbay (ooc) #Medbay Notice Board (First Order Information)

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The Medbay is back in operation after an unfortunate incident. We will be contacting those for their check-ups.

Due to the number of incidents that have occurred, the check ups will now occur quarterly. 

We want to state a reminder, please do not use the force to throw the medics across the room. Head Medic Ordo is tired of having to fill out forms. 

Thank You

Deputy Head Medic Nexus

p.s Jemimah and I aren’t dating, whoever took that picture of us together kissing, you did not, that never happened

#medbay noticeboard

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ASK  MY  MUSE  PRYING  QUESTIONS  ABOUT  ANY  OF  THE  RELATIONSHIPS  YOU  HAVE  SEEN  THEM  IN.

#antagonising Jonathan and Jemimah about their relationship? #Yes please

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//I REMEMBERED MY EMAIL PASSWORD SO I COULD RESET THE PASSWORD FOR THIS BLOG

#out of the medbay (ooc)

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//I finally remembered my password for the email so I could reset the password for this blog! So I am back!!

#out of the medbay (ooc)

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ALSO. TO ANYONE WHOS EVER SENT ME AN ASK

#out of the medbay (ooc)

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//Medbay shenanigans give me life. I missed this. I missed chaos.  

//I’ve had too much tea/ caffeine so send me stuff. I’m bored, and really want to do medbay stuff

#out of the medbay (ooc)

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//I’ve had too much tea/ caffeine so send me stuff. I’m bored, and really want to do medbay stuff

#out of the medbay (ooc)

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surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of first-order-medbay

#out of the medbay (ooc)

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If one were to, accidentally mind you, knock up a member of the Resistance... What would their best course of action be?

“Oh god... It’s their choice, I don’t make decisions for them, I’m not recommending a course of action as they aren’t my patient,”

#Anonymous #send it to the comms (asks)