flowerskull-tobi

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Some people deserve to suffer.

No, I will not be elaborating.

I won't be tagging this either.

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The answer is however many show up outside the window he tosses food scraps of. I'm sure Astarion comes up with beautiful names for each of them but they're just called "cat" 85% of the time.

Bed time would be a real unbalanced situation during winter.

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For anyone who's not aware of what's happening

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I can already tell y’all that I think the show is shit… watched like a minute of it, it’s not worth whatever the fuck y’all are on.

Now I don’t usually dis fandoms as everything isn’t for everyone obviously… but y’all keep making every. Single. Ducking. Post. I make about shipping about the fucking show. Even when I’m talking about how I don’t wanna be shipped as it’s a boundary one of you fuckers is in the replies like “but shipping fictional character is” or “Alastor fandom needs to learn this” or “we can still ship Alastor tho!!”

This isn’t about you! To quote Bo Burnham “either get with it or get out of the fucking way”

So yeah, honestly from what I’ve seen: I do think your trash fire for doing that shit

Rant over.

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off-center profile pics solidary.

@aspec-mafia-official

Yessir 🫡

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DAILY JAMIE APPRECIATION !!

thank you Jamie for bringing us aroace content :)

#lol

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COVERED IN BOT JUICE AND WIRES AS I HOLD MY AEGO SWORD IN MY RIGHT HAND AND MY AROACE SHEILD IN MY LEFT WHILE I STAND INFRONT OF PILES OF DEAD ROBOTS SET AFLAME

I AM FIGHTING A WAR WITH THE FELLOW ASEXUALS AND ACESPEC PEOPLE, WE SHALL RECLAIM THE HOMELAND✊

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100000 likes!

Holy fucking shit

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having a ponder about being aromantic and the kinds of friendships or qprs I might want to have

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having a ponder about being aromantic and the kinds of friendships or qprs I might want to have

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Bothering the beast

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*as I report a s*xual bot* the only lust I feel is bloodlust.

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its all "aros can still date!" and "aces can still have sex!" when youre talking about canon aro/ace characters until someone headcanons a character as aro/ace and then its "but they've dated before?" "but they've had sex before?" "but they can't be aro/ace???"

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welcome to my own wheel of shitshow

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i love you straight aromantics. i love you straight asexuals. i love you straight aroaces. i love you straight aroallos. i love you straight aspecs. i love you straight aspecs who are questioning if they’re aspec or not. i love you ‘straight passing’ aspecs. you are loved and you are included and i see your pain and your struggles. you will always always always be a part of our community.

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SCREW IT!!

MY FELLOW ACESPECS! WE NEED A NEW TAG!

BOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR TAG TO THE POINT IT IS UNUSABLE, SO THEREFORE, I INTRODUCE A NEW TAG:

#Acespec Mafia

(This was the only thing I could come up with- 😭)

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Me: "heh. Yeah, I feel romantic attraction 👈🏻👈🏻😎"

Also me: *never makes any attempt to be romantically involved with anybody* *is repulsed by romance* *gets uncomfortable if someone is romantically interested in me* *sees everyone as a "good 'ol pal"* *forces myself to have "crushes" to seem 'normal'*

Me: 👈🏻👈🏻🥲