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[floweyofficial]

do you have any hobbies besides crime? (a worthy hobby in itself)

...I like video games. Reading is pretty good, too. And I've gotten better at drawing.

#flowey #utdrp

[floweyofficial]

heyy flowwy u should do arson

Pff. Been there.

#flowey #utdrp

[floweyofficial]

heeyyy flowey. It's me... the DEVIL! I'm here to convince you to do sin!!

We both know I don't need convincing to do that.

#flowey #utdrp

[floweyofficial]

have u considdered growing legs

Have you considered growing a brain?

#flowey #utdrp

[floweyofficial]

I hate it here

sans they gave frisk weed.

NOT IN MY FRUGSING HOSUE THEYW DIDNT

#flowey

[floweyofficial]

Flowey??? People are saying Asgore already knew about... everything... are you okay???

Yeah, it's fine. He's a little mopey, but it's a normal amount. I'm not worried.

#flowey #utdrp

[floweyofficial]

do you think it's weird to drink tea of the same kind of plant that you are

No, not really.

...

Chara had good taste.

#flowey #utdrp

[floweyofficial]

whats your favourite swear word.

Who, me? I never swear!

#flowey #utdr rp

[floweyofficial]

FLOWEY ASGOORE KNEW HE KNEW THE ENTIRE TIME FLOWEY HAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKED

Ha! You think I'm in trouble?!

...

I'm not the one whose son came back all wrong.

I'm not the one whose son isn't even his son anymore.

#flowey #utdr rp

[floweyofficial]

okay, shit, we have a ZK-class Asgore Already Knew All About Your Past Identity Without Us Saying Anything scenario, oh fuck

. . .

#flowey #utdr rp

[floweyofficial]

Hey flowey what if you came back as a marijuana plant.

What if you came back as a turd.

#flowey #utdr rp

[floweyofficial]

Oof you're right! The irony of telling alphys that joke. It almost makes me wanna do it. That lizard has been through enough though.

I meaaaaaan...

#flowey #utdr rp #(do it .)

[floweyofficial]

Chara said you might like this joke.

What do you call a melted dog...

A POODLE!

get it?

Snrk. Don't let that scientist hear that one, hee hee!

#flowey #utdr rp

[floweyofficial]

hey, can you bring toriel one of those efficientbglasses of water that you're somewhat known for? we're having another Christmas Party Incident.

Yeah, yeah, I got it. But I'm not letting her see me this time.

#flowey #utdr rp

[floweyofficial]

YOU’RE ALL INSANE

#flowey #utdr rp

[floweyofficial]

listen man i don’t know how to ask this but like. if you had grown up without the whole flower thing happening. do you think you would’ve had hair like asgore or do you think you would’ve been bald(?) like toriel. genuinely curious about this.

…

???

??????????

SHE HAS FUR????????

SHE ISN’T BALD????????????????

#flowey #utdr rp

[floweyofficial]

welp we broke your dad. sorry bout that.

...

He was pretty broken already.

#flowey #utdr rp