What's left of god suffers from a signal loss problem when it comes to human emotions. It can only understand limit experiences. So if you're too happy, god might turn your guts into wasps to punish you, but if you're suffering too much, god might make you immortal so you can suffer more.
hi👋 its me the angel that lives in your car cd player. i was wondering if i could use your gps to make a bigger nest in here? its okay ill be your gps afterwards. you can trust me. no i promise i wont do the hagfish slime thing again.